Laura Samson

Music, friends, tan, sunglasses and a cocktail. No particular order and best served all at once :)

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

@CherryPlus19 @GLA_Airport £7 for the first 15 mins then £1 a minute thereafter. Same as the drop off so you don’t get confused 😅

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

@LeeSmith__ @ASOS_news It’s actually comical “you will not be able to purchase ASOS Premier”- well thank goodness for that😂I cannot understand shops punishing people for buying and returning when they are benefiting from not having the cost of stores?! Lucky for ASOS I’ll be taking my money elsewhere!

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

@thomasoxley @McInTweet Literally searched this to make sure I wasn’t the only one who heard it!!!

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

Oh dear ASOS. So if I can’t shop for options then return what I don’t want or doesn’t fit me… I won’t order anything!!! Silly move…

Online retailers literally pushing us back to the high street!

[Small Medium and Large @mssmlee]

That horse looks as fed up with this as the rest of us #OpeningCeremony

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Pretty little thing pretending they aren’t deactivating customer’s accounts by posting pictures of baby cows #plt

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

@Gothloretta @OfficialPLT What astounds me is that they push and push you to get the royalty for free next day delivery, then email you multiple times a day with discount codes, then punish you for ordering and not keeping everything! Don’t give out what you can’t take back! #boycottPLT

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

@abbieee__ @OfficialPLT Yes! I’ve asked them twice now to send me the T&Cs that I’ve breached and they’ve now stopped replying to me! #boycottPLT

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

@Ms_Mimi88 @OfficialPLT I’ve asked them twice now to show me the T&Cs I’ve apparently breached… they’ve stopped replying to me🙃🤷🏽‍♀️ #boycottPLT

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

He’s not a badger 😂😂

[Mike Hoffmann @MikeHoffmann]

I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their:

• Biggest Regrets
• Biggest Lessons
• Advice to their younger self

Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same…

Here are my top 8:

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

I don't know who needs to hear this but... if you're thinking about giving up, remember in 2 years you could be marrying someone you haven't met yet. In 2 years you could have a job at a company you haven't heard of that makes you happy. In 2 years you could be on your way to buying a home you never thought that you could afford. In 2 seconds you could be happy again. In 10 years you could be watching your kids growing up. But you'll never know unless you get there. If you want to give up don't. Go for walk/run. Gather yourself and remember it's a bad time not a bad life, you'll get through this trust me.

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

@Kay_face I hope it turned up at 7am to ensure that it wasn’t a waste of time being up that early!

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

@Kay_face Oh no hahahah! You called it to be fair!

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

@Duffy_Boy10 @scottsas @acciesfc Hahaha brilliant!

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

@WheresMaJaiket I was waiting for someone to pop it to see the colour of confetti for the gender reveal!

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

Oh wee Sammy… what a voice! To hold an audience with only your voice and a few notes of a piano. Simply amazing. #SamSmith #RoyalAlbertHall

[Laura Samson @LauraSamson]

@PhilJones77 @samsmith Unbelievable talent! Such an incredible voice, not many could sing note perfect with only a few piano notes in the background.

[Craig Bryson @cbryson44]

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