Laura Hawk

Come for the snark. Stay for my desperate need for validation. Chaotic Neutral
Same human name and handle on Threads, Tribel, Post, and Mastodon!

[Laura Hawk @LauraSaysNada]

It's been real people but I am logging off Twitter (fuck you Apartheid Clyde!) for good. I'm not letting this fascist fuckwit make another penny off me!

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@The_PrimeHouse Nope, I hope any shitweasel that voted for Trump chokes to death on a big hunk of gristle.

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@BrettFavre Did "God" tell you to steal welfare money? #FakeChristians4Trump

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@michaelharriot @KatyTurNBC OMG, I was trying to pin down who it looked like because it sure is hell is not Melanoma.

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@Mollyploofkins Yes, and I double checked non-partisan races and only voted for Dems in those as well.

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@Mike__Kistner Like you're an unwanted bastard that ended up fucking your aunt?

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@justinbaragona The same demons he says scratched up his back the other day?

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@ARGOP Are those the voting locations where the Huckabeast has directed you to destroy all the Dem ballots? Only reason I can think of to be scared of DOJ oversight. #GOPAreHypocritesTraitorsAndLiars

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Yesterday I witnessed a couple of young men, the type one would assume is the MAGA wet dream, talking about how much they hate Trump because and I quote, "The fucking Trumpers were blocking the street in front of Costco Sunday." #HarrisWalzForTheWin

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@How2PaintFL @SarahHuckabee You know Peanut's owner was using him to drive traffic to his gay porn site, right? Don't you Talibangelicals kind of hate that?

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@SarahHuckabee Get out and vote! It's take out the #MAGAGarbage Tuesday!

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@anylaurie16 Lol, my husband was born full term sized but 4 months premature in 1966.

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@Caitlyn_Jenner @carinehorner That isn't why you lost all that. It was because you attempted to become another Kardashian ho AND you murdered someone with your car.

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@Caitlyn_Jenner @john Nothing says I flunked out of high school like people who share population density maps as proof that California is going to vote Republican.

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@PopCrave She likes him because he throws temper tantrums like her and shits all over the place.

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@rustyrockets I'm about to watch your ex having a blast with the best candidate while you are sitting around waiting for more rape charges to drop while sucking an orange tyrant's ballsack. #FakeChristians4Trump

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@snowball1926 Lol, you know all those Hep C commercials with senior citizens in them? Guess how Mee-Maw caught it in 1967. She was being spit roasted by 2 drifters she met at a Hendrix concert while tripping on LSD she got from someone selling it in the bathroom. #DirtyGrandma

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@ProjectLincoln Meeting him in the early 90s?

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Would it be too mean to drop moving boxes off on my super MAGAt neighbor's porch Tuesday night? #HarrisWalz

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@BasedMikeLee Here are a few of your boy for your spank bank. #GOPerverts