People: I want an Aussie!
Me: I never wear out, my brain is always ticking & if you stop giving me attention for a second I will destroy yards until I find the sheep I'm suppose to be herding 🐑🐑🐑
@aussiesdointhgs
Both times I gave birth a nurse took me to the bathroom, turned on the shower, and then asked me if I was in a safe relationship. At first I was offended but then I realized what a great opportunity that is for someone who actually is in an abusive relationship to speak up.
You develop excellent recall when you wake at 4am to relive that stupid thing you said on the evening of June 8th 1994, while Ace of Base were playing on the radio in the kitchen with the blue worktops and the crooked Venetian blind.
Or so I'd imagine. https://t.co/4K6CF4NnD4
picture this: it’s 2015. you’re blasting Jordan Belfort. taking pulls of pineapple vodka on a Wednesday. memorizing the zip code of your fake ID. you don’t care that you have class at 9am tomorrow. the country hasn’t gone into flames yet. life is blissfully good.
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*