laura jayne

Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel.

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

Hey look what I found brother .. looking cool :)

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@tomswift6 tell Mam and dad that my free texts wont send to them so I was texting them on what's app :) cheers brother loving ur sunburn

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@Donnaf24 Hey Mary :) text me later i need to drink with you soon :( bin way to long .. #WTFisgoingonlike?

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

My Nanny Just Said Bitches Be Tripping #Morto!!!!!

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

Job interview tomorrow ... College interview tuesday :) #FuckingDelighted

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

Whens BlueGrass ? #CantWait :)

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

In Dier Need Of A Loan #StoneBroke

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@Donnaf24 Why are you on a diet yah #SkinnyBitch

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

Always Made Out To Be A Mug #FuckYou

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@Donnaf24 I am meteor haha

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@Donnaf24 yeah but just before it we rob all the peoples moneys :) hahaha

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@Donnaf24 you must be fuckin jokin me they won't give me a penny #goingtobombtheplace

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@Donnaf24 crying in the credit union :( haha I'll be out ina while whore

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@Donnaf24 no bother whore :)

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@Donnaf24 in town down the credit union tryin to gt a loan to pay the fucking esb you ?

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@Donnaf24 random picture of mickey and aj on twitter :) hahaha was just creeping and found it lol http://t.co/i6s4n3C4

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@Donnaf24 the washing machine man is still here :( wouldn't say I'll be up now cause there's some mess

[laura jayne @LauraSwiftx]

@Donnaf24 well whore I've one problem I've the dogs with me cause there a fella fixing the washing machine :/ is that ok or will I leave it