Laura Thompson

[Fleetwood Town Football Club @ftfc]

We have knocked Arsenal out of the League Cup. Wow. 🤩

🤝 Fox Group

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Burnley Football Club has dismissed Head Coach Nicky Hayen with immediate effect.

The Board has taken the decision following a disappointing start to the Championship season.

[Laura Thompson @LauraTh68726043]

@UnitedStandMUFC Bore off man

[Laura Thompson @LauraTh68726043]

@EastStandG @Magpie24_7 They had added a lot on the walkways. So 1 row of seats between each set of steps on each walkway. I noticed in the GG the other day. Assuming they have done that all the way around on each level in ever section of the ground. Not sure if that'll add to 500 or not but a big chunk

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Oh Jaissle, I Can Boogie (UPDATED) 🕺🪩

[Laura Thompson @LauraTh68726043]

@akkinenifan93 @FPLMarcJ @CraigHope_DM Because he just isn't working. Didnt work under EH and isnt working out under MJ. Sad but better to get a decent loan now and get some £ back for him. I think he would get 10mins here or there at the most if he stayed

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️⚫️✈️ EXCL: Matias Fernandez Pardo, on his way to Tyneside as he will become new Newcastle player on Tuesday.

Here with his agent from DWMA agency.

All done with Lille today for fee over €60m as exclusively revealed. #nufc

[Laura Thompson @LauraTh68726043]

@FPLMarcJ @CraigHope_DM Because its better than him sitting on put bench doing nothing. Might have a brilliant season and we move him on next summer. If he has a poor season we are no worse off. But have saved money on wages for a year

[Laura Thompson @LauraTh68726043]

@SportsOTown @NUFCThreatLevel Agree

[Laura Thompson @LauraTh68726043]

@GianfrancoShoIa Who's in talks for Murphy? X

[Jack @JackStanley86]

BBC News. 15.1 million followers. Not BBC Sport or BBC Manchester. BBC News.

Tapping up a footballer.

What on earth is going on here? This is absolute madness 😂😂

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Matthias Jaissle bench cam 📹🇩🇪

[Brent Hood @brenthoodmusic]

@NUFC Easier to understand 😂

[george @StokeyyG2]

The CHEER from the Hull City fans as they find out all trains back to Manchester have been cancelled 👏🤣🤣🤣

[Joe @Chebs4377]

This is code for:-

“My client is about to be 4th choice at his club, and we reckon we can get a move and a payday out of it. Newcastle needs midfielders. Name them for us please Fab and it’ll flush out clubs we ACTUALLY wanna sign for. Cheers marra 👍🏻”

[Mark Roche @Roche1Mark]

Keep em coming more ppl doudt us the more im motivated for us to prove everyone wrong we can do it 💪💪🖤🤍

[Laura Thompson @LauraTh68726043]

@jamesnufc82 @Im_RobM *buy 😅😬😘

[NUFCThreatLevel @NUFCThreatLevel]

Suppose I’m going to have to rename the dogs.

It’ll take a few month but I’m sure Bruno and The Stack Presented by Sela will pick up both their new names.

[Laura Thompson @LauraTh68726043]

@NUFCThreatLevel I had a hamster called Shaka and my brother had a corn snake called Kevin 😅🥰

[Adam @Adam_S96]

Feels a better way of putting my own thoughts than I’d have been able to pen myself.

I get people are angry and I don’t want it to be all lovey dovey when he returns in an Arsenal shirt, but pretending he’s not a legend of the club feels a bit disingenuous to me.