Laura Tortella🎙️☄️

Radio Reporter in Philadelphia
Journalist. Voiceover. Chef's wife & recipe tester. Cheese Enthusiast.
#Travel I #Wine I #Food l #Gardening

Views are mine

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which, thanks to the algo, is true

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Tweet like no one is reading.

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I don't want to say I'm getting old, but 90% of my free time is spent moisturizing and the other 10% is buying more moisturizers. iykyk

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All of you people without misophonia, blithely gliding through life without a care in the world, have no idea how good you have it.

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😂🌭🌭🌭

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

The Miami Marlins are searching for the dog that went viral after watching another pup enjoy a hot dog during Monday’s game. The team has posted a "wanted" flyer and is promising the overlooked pooch a dream day at the ballpark.

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Holy hockey puck can we talk about the newest defenseman for @NHLFlyers 🔥🔥🔥

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

Simon Benoit is ready to go at with Trevor Zegras at Flyers' practices. 😂

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whaddaya mean the left croissant guy isn't french😖
merde

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I want back all of the time I've spent battling string cheese and their impossible to remove plastic armor.

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😂😂😂

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Partners in crime.. 😂

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He is such an embarrassment.

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I need people to stop putting hot honey on every. damn. thing. Enough already. 🫸🍯

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@thesissyspacex 😂😂😂

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I'm lentil curious

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this is the content i need rn

[I am Ken @Ikennect]

Some fun dogs to make you smile.

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I've just learned there's a stage show called "Sh!t-faced Shakespeare®" and I couldn't be more intrigued. 😂

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Amazing ... do humans next ⏳

[John Hultquist @JohnHultquist]

This is utterly bonkers

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👇👇👇🎯

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

Trump spending the last year threatening, insulting, and alienating our allies — only to now turn around and beg them for help — really is a moment of pure political karma.

For decades after World War II, one of America’s greatest sources of strength wasn’t just our military or economy. It was our alliances. NATO. Partnerships across Europe and Asia. A global network of allies who trusted the United States because we stood with them and they stood with us.

That system of alliances helped keep the world stable for generations.

Trump spent a single year torching those relationships — attacking allies, telling them we didn’t need them, and declaring that America had already “won” without them.

Now, suddenly, he wants their help.

The nerve.

You don’t spend months telling your closest partners to go to hell and then expect them to line up when you snap your fingers. Alliances are built on trust. Trump burned that trust down and now the entire world can see the consequences.

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@covie_93 🤣🤣🤣

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@atrupar oh my god the bad rug of it all

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@jeannedarkoula apparently they do if you're a Nigerian bot like this account

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why aren't more people talking about this

[Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt]

It's like the beginning of an apocalypse: Russia has attacked Kostyantynivka with banned phosphorus, which incinerates all living things, and dropped a FAB-1500 bomb on the city.

Terrible.

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Good Culture cottage cheese must have a reallllyyy
good PR agent bc Friendship Whipped is like a thousand times better.