Spotify needs an interface like driving mode, but for being subtle in the office. My middle aged male coworkers don’t need to see a square foot of my monitor advertising that I’m alternating between charli xcx and lil wayne this week
Baseball is the only sport with enough downtime to support the melancholic soul. As a kid, I would block the sun with my glove and imagine it as a meteor coming down. In my final moments, would I run to my father in the dugout? Or my mother in the stands?
I let a lot of runs in
Since I moved to the UK and spend most my days at 55°F inside and out… let me tell you, crawling into a bed warmed by two hot water bottles is what I imagine it feels like to have my legs microwaved, in the best way. I love it. I do this every night, and it’s always the best
Like when it’s sweltering out, and you walk into an AC-blasting store. Or when you’ve been tensed up in a cold building all day, and then get to climb into your sunbaked car. those moments of ecstatic relief
Longtime partaker in the thrill of a midnight, pre-holiday, emergency grocery run.
Rarely frantic like its cousin, the pre-snow grocery run, the vibes hover between focused and resigned. the quiet camaraderie of fellow procrastinators. A 24 pack of diet coke in near every cart
I think spotify has me on some sort of mental health watchlist because they're suddenly peppering brown noise tracks, which I don't often use, into ALL of my playlists. next it'll be a daily mix that's just "Take a Break" from Hamilton 20 times
@LShalott If it’s the kind of crisis that means other family/friends might be visiting or hanging around for a while, definitely a load of paper towels, toilet paper, and paper plates!
We all know how in French Spongebob SquarePants is Bob l’Eponge, right?? I JUST LEARNED that in Spanish, Squidward is known as.. Calamardo. Like calamari????