Laura Tsch.

kinda wholesome & Christ-haunted; she/her

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

Spotify needs an interface like driving mode, but for being subtle in the office. My middle aged male coworkers don’t need to see a square foot of my monitor advertising that I’m alternating between charli xcx and lil wayne this week

[James @exhaustdata]

Baseball is the only sport with enough downtime to support the melancholic soul. As a kid, I would block the sun with my glove and imagine it as a meteor coming down. In my final moments, would I run to my father in the dugout? Or my mother in the stands?

I let a lot of runs in

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

@rachelbrin 💀💀

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

Since I moved to the UK and spend most my days at 55°F inside and out… let me tell you, crawling into a bed warmed by two hot water bottles is what I imagine it feels like to have my legs microwaved, in the best way. I love it. I do this every night, and it’s always the best

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

My mom once pointed out to me that one of the easiest, most dependable joys in life is to relish dramatic changes in temperature between environments.

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

Like when it’s sweltering out, and you walk into an AC-blasting store. Or when you’ve been tensed up in a cold building all day, and then get to climb into your sunbaked car. those moments of ecstatic relief

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

@aviarto 🫡🤗

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

Longtime partaker in the thrill of a midnight, pre-holiday, emergency grocery run.

Rarely frantic like its cousin, the pre-snow grocery run, the vibes hover between focused and resigned. the quiet camaraderie of fellow procrastinators. A 24 pack of diet coke in near every cart

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

I think spotify has me on some sort of mental health watchlist because they're suddenly peppering brown noise tracks, which I don't often use, into ALL of my playlists. next it'll be a daily mix that's just "Take a Break" from Hamilton 20 times

[Poppy Coburn @kafkaswife]

Who was having a situationship on the eastern front?

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

@LShalott If it’s the kind of crisis that means other family/friends might be visiting or hanging around for a while, definitely a load of paper towels, toilet paper, and paper plates!

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

@jcmoran05 Perfect! I’ll stay ready to throw hands!

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

@jcmoran05 Bring your fam to the UK for the express purpose of fighting me! I’ll be sat in a charming park with a picnic and chilled drinks!!

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

@jcmoran05 🇨🇦sorry🇨🇦

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

We all know how in French Spongebob SquarePants is Bob l’Eponge, right?? I JUST LEARNED that in Spanish, Squidward is known as.. Calamardo. Like calamari????

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

@heatherchristle Wait! Is that why I’m hearing robin song outside my window at 2am? Or this lil guy extra confused

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

@aviarto 😂😂😂

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

@jcmoran05 In what world is that not you in 10 years

[Laura Tsch. @LauraTsch]

@notjustin575 mega wow