Laura VanTweets

Midwestern transplant to the MidAtlantic, fundraiser, arts lover, avid laugher, crochet fiber artist ( and jumpsuit fan

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Hot parenting take: Babies shouldn’t have fingernails. They do not need them and they only cause pain.

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@WinchMD I want to touch Alec’s hair so badly… what is the texture like??

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@WinchMD Break my soul!

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@WinchMD Literally was just wondering if I should bathe in bug spray and sit out back tonight

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Mood.. 😴

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We didn’t get a goo goo ga ga baby. We got a baby velociraptor that shrieks for both good and bad reasons.

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The number of people holding flowers, balloons, and stuffed animals that are either huge or tiny (nowhere in between) on public transportation today is making this commute a damn delight.

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@chasspod @klutzyqueen I was just going to ask if it was better than the second one which I loved

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@JamesIntrocaso Same

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Does anyone actually hang mistletoe in their homes? My whole life movies have led me to believe kissing under mistletoe happens all the time and that has never once been the case for me at any holiday party in the last 35+ years.

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@JillianGetting Grape jelly AND chili sauce. Just grape jelly would be gross.

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The state of parental leave in the US is a joke and I hate it. My screaming newborn agrees today in solidarity.

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Parenting milestone today—bebe spit up all the way down my back. This parenting thing is really full of ups and downs…

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This dying platform seems as good a place to shout this as any - I have a newborn and with the help of a bottle and a lovely partner I JUST SLEPT FOR 6 HRS IN A ROW!

[Ronald McDonald House Philadelphia @RMHPhilly]

Our CBS3 Telethon is live! Catch us until 8:00 pm as we raise funds to support families staying at RMHC Philly, @RMHDelaware, and @RMHSNJ while their children receive life-saving treatment. Call 1-888-506-HOPE to donate, or text FAMILY to 20222 to donate $25. ❤️

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@kvanaren Hell yea. I nearly drooled thinking about a celebratory Vernors

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@WinchMD One Philly voter and a very wee tagalong

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I made a baby that only knows amazing Philly sports!!!

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@AndrewWrites Those are exactly the parts I would avoid with only having to deal with those paper tabs

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I wish dressing an infant was like playing with paper dolls