Laura Ziegelski

every time I want to say something dumb to my roommates I put it here instead

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

buying a wireless phone charger was one of the best decisions i ever made. i am no longer haunted daily by that once scene in bbc sherlock

[Audrey Kennedy @_AudreyKennedy]

Remember when Minneapolis police surrounded peaceful protestors trying to get off a highway and arrested all 600+ of them?

[We keep us safe @thequeengeek]

A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

@A_Faffy lol gotta get your mom talking to mine more. The Z's are taking covid very seriously

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

this debate has me screaming

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

if you would like to be included on my descent into madness, start with this: https://t.co/nC4PBF0WMl

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

The search to determine if there was a cars jesus has left me with no answers, only questions

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

One day I will be able to start machinery without worrying about it breaking on me

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

@allienj24 Haha thanks Allie

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

Today I had the brilliant idea to tattoo a ruler on my arm so I could measure stuff with it. Only to find out Adam from Mythbusters is way ahead of me.

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

See isn't that useful

https://t.co/tFUHKzeQZZ

[Adam Savage @donttrythis]

Here’s how my new tattoo looks two days later. I used it during a build today, too! (For those who missed it, I’ve wanted this tattoo for years, but only got it this weekend. It has inches, centimeters and millimeters.)

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

My final form

[NPR @NPR]

Hurricane Laura will make landfall with winds of around 115 mph and a storm surge up to 11 feet, when it strikes near the Louisiana-Texas border late Wednesday or early Thursday, according to the National Hurricane Center. https://t.co/WnjxQX4i49

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

@childrensatlas nope

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

Anyone who says leftover oatmeal is comparable to fresh oatmeal is lying. Or an alien. That shit straight up sucks.

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

I have 28 baby spider plants that need a home. If you want one (or multiple), hit me up.

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

To skip a song on my Bluetooth headphones, you hold down the volume up button for 3 seconds. I keep forgetting that the headphones I have at work just crank up the volume when I do that.

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

Me: I don't care about YouTube drama
Also me: watches multiple hour(s) long videos of people analyzing YouTube drama

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

a bird in its natural habitat

minneapolis, 8/5/2020, colorized

[Laura Ziegelski @LauraZiegelski]

I have this bad habit of rewriting an email 3 times and then quickly pressing send before reading the whole thing through in its entirety