Laura_Chameleon

Proofreader, snack connoisseur, pedant

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@TroyKelleyphoto @KylieJaneKremer @broadwaybabyto That’s okay. Last I checked, you don’t need to wear a mask to be a trash man.

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@FakeSethMowe @Jim147909076807 @elonmusk Let’s not forget the way he begs and scrounges whenever he fancies a new toy - just sends out a quick email to his fans asking for cash… AND THEY GIVE IT TO HIM!! 🤯

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@OldJointStock @sineadkenny @PerroLocoPro Awesome! I’ll be there asap! 😁

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@TheLastLeg (To the tune of Dancing Queen)
Jumping bean,
Maddie Down, not yet 17
Jumping bean,
runs as fast as a tangerine (with legs)
She can run,
she can jump,
swift as a Swift-loving swift
(whoa, that’s swift!)
See that girl, watch that speed,
Maddie, the jumping bean
#ParaSongs
#OKartsUK

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

Cecil the Happy Pill has finally made it to his rightful place: starring on t’ telly with the other legless folks. (#isitok to say that?!)

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@TheLastLeg @adamhillscomedy Update: we got tickets. We did not get Maddie-faced T-shirts. (Yet.)

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@TheLastLeg @adamhillscomedy #IsItOK that I just saw my 16yo niece Maddie Down come 3rd in the T38 100m and she STILL won’t let me wear a T-shirt with her face on it?? (Also #IsItOK to try and blag free tickets to @TheLastLeg now I’m related to a Paralympian? 👀)

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@TheLastLeg For @MaddieDownT38: “When people run in circles it’s a very, very…” Mad World, Tears for Fears.
Alternatively, anything by @taylorswift13 - not for any clever lyrical reason; just because Mads loves her! (Although I guess ‘Mad’ Woman would work best.)

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

Furious that French telly only seems to be showing the Paralympics in French! Political correctness gone mad! 🙄🤭

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

Allez bab!! Supporting @MaddieDownT38 at the Paralympics in Paris today 🇫🇷 🇬🇧🏃‍♀️

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@IulianaMc9 @RonnieCloses @MTGrepp Finally, this is not representative of the British majority. We are largely NOT lawless conspiracy theorists, or racist cowards, or gullible fools. We do not support the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene.

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@IulianaMc9 @RonnieCloses @MTGrepp The guy who stabbed the children is NOT an immigrant. That’s just the false narrative that was spread online to incite ill-educated chavs to kick off, setting fire to emergency-services vehicles, attacking police, and completely overshadowing the awful deaths of 3 kids. Shameful.

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@IulianaMc9 @RonnieCloses @MTGrepp The young Muslim men have come out largely to protect their mosques and businesses, both of which have been attacked by the chavs. I see a few of them are hiding their faces, which I disapprove of - but the *vast majority* of the chavs are hiding theirs.

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@kicka11 @Katiety27 @YvetteCooperMP Probably something to do with the “daughter wives” she mentioned on line 2… Yikes.

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@sapisomali @P_E_C @I_amMukhtar Those ignorant pricks aren’t Christians. (But I get your point.)

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@BritAthletics @ParalympicsGB Congratulations everyone. And @MaddieDownT38, in your first Paralympics at just 16 - you are incredible! 🤩

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

@NickClitheroe @MaddieDownT38 Oh lovely - thanks for letting me know. I’ll have to try and get it on catch-up! (Very proud auntie over here!)

[Laura_Chameleon @Laura_Chameleon]

Maddie Down, international superstar Paralympian!
https://t.co/RpkJ36IcDh