Laura Garnettϟ

I polish dolphins for a living.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this is literally the gayest possible thing you could do in this situation

[wotlezsez @wotlezsez]

“I can’t eat Melon, it gets my out of breathe”

[wotlezsez @wotlezsez]

“I don’t mean to be racist, but I think he’s gay”

[wotlezsez @wotlezsez]

“I don’t mean beef, I mean steak”

[wotlezsez @wotlezsez]

“When I go to a restaurant, I eat beef”

[🪫 @vanthefirst]

At the slightest inconvenience

[sean @_s0dapup]

joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

[Laura Garnettϟ @Laura_Garnett]

@_safia___ Fucking psychic you

[The Bold Hotel @TheBoldHotel]

Our wonderful team can’t wait to have you back! 💗

Andrew is ready for our re opening, and we hope you are as well! It’s less than 2 weeks to go now!

No reservation needed, first come first served!

[Lu. @1LUWOODSS]

wishing true healing on everybody who comes across this. 🥂

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[CorieElizabeth🦋 @Corieelizabethx]

An influencer, A key worker? Fuck off. Fuck offfffffffff. I wear 2 masks, a apron, gloves, sanitise 100 times a day and risk my life everyday to go and see 7-10 patients just so they are washed, dressed and fed. You get £20,000 for an insta post, I don’t make that a year🙄🙄🙄

[hatti @HattiRex]

I’ve been to the Tier 3000, not much has changed but we live underwater