Laura

Probably the sweetest and best person you’ll ever meet....also super humble

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

I saw “Marge” trending and it’s funny to scroll through and see half the tweets are strong opinions about a woman who tried to destroy democracy in America and the other half are equally strong opinions about a rich woman who got into a catfight in NJ.

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

So it’s going from Carrier Dome where there was no air conditioning to JMA Wireless where people will still have almost no cell reception. At least they’re staying on brand. 🍊

[Mike McAllister @McAllisterMike1]

BREAKING: The Carrier Dome is no more (in name anyway). Syracuse has negotiated a settlement with Carrier and naming rights have been granted to JMA Wireless. Hello to the JMA Wireless Dome. https://t.co/nnWrQWoCbg

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

When a cute dog account starts pivoting to their owners’ first baby, that’s when you unfollow

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

#DaylightSavingTime is stupid but it’s also the only time the giant clock on my wall is correct. 🙄

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

Maybe I’m biased but I’m pretty sure this is the best take Jay Bilas has ever had about anything ever. 🤷🏻‍♀️🍊🧡
#FreeBuddy
#CuseNation
#ACCTourney

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

The suspension of Buddy Boeheim is just wrong.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Stephen Miller’s family T-Mobile plan had free nights and weeKKKends.

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

Dear Mother Nature,
Please send murder hornets instead.

Sincerely,
Everyone on the East Coast

[Axios @axios]

An invasive species of spider the size of a child's hand is expected to “colonize” the entire East Coast this spring by parachuting down from the sky, researchers announced. https://t.co/Dnwer6RC8j

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

These jurors are not from Syracuse

[Andrew Donovan @AndrewDonovan]

How about this...

Judge Miller gave jurors the choice of an extended lunch break now to watch the Syracuse Orange in the ACC Tournament, or get out early.

He says: "The vote is in... landslide proportions... we are going to continue."

#NeulanderTrial

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

Hoping today’s wind will rip the Christmas lights off my house, which I’ve been too lazy/scared of ladders to take down myself. 😬
#YesIRealizeItsMarch
#LifelongProcrastinator
#PlusItsReallyColdOutsideStill

[Mike Waters @MikeWatersSYR]

As Buddy Boeheim went to the bench, a Duke student behind me shouted, "Bye Buddy. Hope you find your dad.''

Which is a helluva of Buddy the Elf reference.

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

@KrockCodyMack @nyspolice @RobMacCarthaigh Whoa, I guess we did see an eagle!!!

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

BREAKING NEWS: Hidden Stash just entered the transfer portal. 🏇#KentuckyDerby

[Syracuse Men’s Basketball @Cuse_MBB]

Keep on dancing 🔥🔥

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

I feel like this is just straight up condescension. #dontpatronizeme

[FOX College Hoops @CBBonFOX]

😂🍊 @Cuse_MBB rolls over San Diego State

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

HOW AM I JUST FINDING OUT TONIGHT THERE IS A LAST CHANCE U BASKETBALL?!?!?!?

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

Me hearing Virginia knocked themselves out of the #ACCTourney .2 seconds after devastating Syracuse.

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

@KrockCodyMack If only it was all I ate...😳

[Laura @Laura_MichelleJ]

Regretting stress eating all the food in my house while watching the Syracuse game🏀 because now I don’t have anything left to eat my feelings with. 😩#Needtofindbettercopingmechanism