Laura Rita

Gluten free kid aimlessly wondering in a wheat filled world with a fat persons appetite.

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

@francheyy "I HATE PUBLIC HOT TUBS! It's like people soup!!" Well okay then...

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

@leacivitella1 younger sister is listening to "All the boys I have loved before" on audio tape.. She is 11 years old. #dead😂😂

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

Chef was a really good movie. Highly recommended it. Senior year is finally complete 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

@heidi_rottier my friend @caputo26 unfollowed me because of "excessive tweeting". Let's beat him up! #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

That video. I'm crying. I can't. My heart.#391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

"I HAD BEER!" "DAD BOUGHT ME A KNIFE!" Good job Percy, good job. #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

The things I would do for that slab of meat... Holy Jesus. #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

Percy is the real MVP🙌🏻🙌🏻. #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

"Whats nice is that in the morning you can dip your nuts in oil and make hush puppies." EPIC. #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

I would pick Disney World any day.. #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

El Jefe Cubanos needs to make an immediate stop at Baker Hall! Dis girl is hungry! #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

I am annoyed with these father son talks. He is ten years old, give him a break! #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

All I want is that delicious golden brown Cuban sandwich😩😩😩. #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

Yea it's a very good idea to give a ten year old a large, sharp knife. #1 Dad of the Year! #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

Life Advice: "You are not a turd." #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

"She pissed on the stick and laid it on me five seconds ago." I'm dying 😭😭😭 #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

I definitely dance and look like Percy. #twinning #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

"He says he is a sleeping." Used that excuse before. #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

"I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano." These lines are golden. #391Final

[Laura Rita @Laura_Picardi]

How the hell was that curly headed fuck married to Sofia Vergara?! Disappointed. #391Final