Laura Bird

Nurse 👩🏼‍⚕️

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

Sam needs to stop snooring before i suffocate him. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

Nothing worse than your alarm going off for a bank shift on a sunday morning, the regret is hurting my soul

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

Trying to get any form of appointment these days is a nightmare.. cant have a gp app cause havent been to pharmacy? Cant have a dentist app if im not in “pain” as its the only emergency app left for today? But the great big hole in my tooth is fine to leave and my gammy eyes good

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

My kid loves a case of hand foot and mouth 🥴😢

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

1 whole year ago i went in to labour 😭 tonight i sat and cried on his bedroom floor tonight looking at all the cards we got when he was born 🤣 how do we have a one year old in a couple of days 😭😭😭

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

Took Henry to soft play today, on my own, which is fine. But next time i need someone to come with me cause i was so close to pulling the scrote backwards by the collar off the pepper pig ride. Scrote threw a ball in his face and kneed him too 😡

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

Cant believe we’re going to have a one year old in 3 weeks 😭 where has that year gone?! (Also means im@being sent back out to work which is tight 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣)

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

Ive 2 more weeks of annual leave before i go back to work after 13months off 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 dont wana go

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

My little baba has gone for his first day at nursery today 🥹🥹🥹 he went in, didnt even wave bye. Mainly cause he doesnt wave but 🤷🏼‍♀️😭

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

Wanted to take henry to Disneyland paris, dont think i can now. French mugs

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

At what point is it possible to put your child in the bin? 🥴

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

Dont i know it 🫠🫠🥴🤣

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Getting less than 7 hours of sleep each night can reduce your life expectancy

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 guilty

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

FPL players who has Haaland (c), Mitrovic and Cancelo in their team

https://t.co/aNLdjVFOTz

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

My kid can get straight in the bin today 🫠🥴😩

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

I'll be voting Yes for the NHS when the UNISON ballot opens. Here are 5 reasons why you should too. https://t.co/itqn3ukLpA

[UNISON Health @UNISONOurNHS]

Voting for industrial action is a big step. Here are just 5 reasons to #VoteYesfortheNHS when our ballot opens on 27 October 👇

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

@OVOEnergy I already have, waiting for a reply!

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

@OVOEnergy still waiting on a refund? Quick to take your money but extremely slow to give it back when they’ve made the mistake 🙃🤨

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

Rate annoyin when @OiMorritt trys removing cupcake from my mouth. Have a day off pal 🥴🫠

[Laura Bird @Laura_Simpson4]

@SkyNews @paulbirdUTMFTO best check under the settees