I should be at least 15 Aperols deep into my favourite weekend of the year in CentreParcs🎳🍹 but instead I’m heading into night 7 of being in hospital 🫠 mad how things turn out 🤯😂
Week 7 of no gym, no runs and hardly any walks💔and the body is still broken. X-ray, blood tests and now more blood tests… anyone who doesn’t love exercise, do you wanna swap some limbs?! 😂
🎟️ Have 2x tickets for Newlyweds: The Tour at London Eventim Apollo on Thursday 25th April for sale. Circle seats. Selling at FV (£60 for the pair) #Newlyweds
2 naps, 3 hot water bottles and not been hungry… my broken back has put me in a baddddd way 🫠🫠 (not actually broken, just know I shouldn’t be deadlifting heavy because of my back yet I do it anyway ☺️☺️☺️☺️)
Starting the long weekend off with a big win 🤩 4.6kg (10 bloody lbs) down in 4 weeks 💃🏼 Finally found the determination to stick at the calorie counting and literally L I V I N G for my gym workouts and running 🙌🏼🙌🏼 HAPPY HEN DO WEEKEND XXX
My grandad must be the only human who you go see and he asks for help to get into apps on the iPad etc and when you ask for the password, he passes you his ‘password book’ and none of the passwords are correct 😭😂❤️
I thought she finally had enough of him, killed him, then put him in the back of her new monster truck and was just living a happy life now! Turns out I’d just put 2 and 2 together and got 7 😂😂😂
This was my face when I saw the guy who lives below me just walk over to the coop BECAUSE… I thought his gf had killed him 🫠😂 I haven’t heard them arguing in ages, hadn’t seen him and his car hasn’t moved in WEEKS! Shocked 😂😂😂😂