Laura Elizabeth

•certified cat milf• my twitter is mainly Destiny 2 (warlock main), Glasgow Rangers, and passive aggressiveness x

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

things my friends have said to me taken out of context: a new thread

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

where’s your heart at when your hands are so unsurely all over me?

[Esther @_emKamm]

I respect those high class cats in tuxedos but I love that my guy just keeps it casual with socks and a g-string

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

i miss being evil and feral

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

@AvantiWestCoast yes the next one without a change over as they’re travelling to crewe is 17:30

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

@AvantiWestCoast why has the 15:57 service from Glasgow Central to London Euston been cancelled? there was no prior warning given either and my disabled mother has now lost a reserved seat

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

not this rat learning to drive before i do

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

@vaultxhq pleeaaaaaaaase can you bring this one back so i can use it for my gem vol2 master pretty please

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

@louisdickmeplz babe how are you feeling rn

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

Ethel fucking played misuse oh i’m CRYING #EthelCain

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

D2 an Armor 3.0 fucking sucks i hate it here

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

I clearly hate myself so i’ve started getting back into Destiny 2 again paid £35 for the new “expansion” to only have to play the game deaf because it took them a week to fix the PS5 audio issues 🤩😃

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

if you bought Lewis Capaldi tickets purely to resell for more than 3x the price i hope you get diarrhoea in standstill traffic and can’t hold it in

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

@AvantiWestCoast that’s okay thanks for getting back to me, will this train make any time back before crewe as i’ve not yet left for the station as i’m travelling with a cat and don’t want him confined to a carrier for longer than necessary

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

@AvantiWestCoast will the delayed 20:09 from CRE to GLA still be completing the full journey to glasgow central?

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

@AvantiWestCoast do you know when this is expected in crewe as it only says delayed now?

[Laura Elizabeth @Laura_oasis22]

this is actually how we acquired our first cat🤣

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I have stolen my neighbours cat. I have no idea whose cat it is but I started feeding her about a year ago and she's in the house every day and in the evenings she sleeps here. She has a bed, toys and scratch post. I must offer a better service.

[🎃REAL ESPOOKY TOON🦇 @realvicktoon]

reminder that noah schnapp was handing out “zionism is sexy” stickers while kids were getting their limbs blown off

[gui @urreyding]

fuck noah schnapp, i don't forget

#TUDUM

[𝐉𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐙 @bbigbbz]

Free my girl , leave the dolls alone this ain’t the 80’s and we sick of yall