Laura

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

My friend adopted the cat from a shelter where they were told he was the quietest and most calm cat 😺

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

The neighbors' cat spies on me everyday like this...

[Laura @Lauraallan30]

@ladbible Prison it is then. U cudnt build enough of them

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Thank you for your many kind offers, of which there were a considerable amount. Watch my website for my review of ‘Frankly’, the memoir of Scotland’s (checks notes) most persecuted, misunderstood, self-critical, open-to-debate, feminist-to-her-fingertips ex-First Minister.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Raccoon steals cat food then waddled off on two legs 🤣🤣

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, MY FUCKING CAKE"

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Good morning 😁

[Laura @Lauraallan30]

@GBNEWS Says the multi millionaire. F**k off

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Finally proof the zoomies are contagious! 😂

[Billboard Chris 🌎 @BillboardChris]

20 months in prison for a social media post.

6 months for killing a teen with a machete.

The UK has gone mad.

[Malcolm Tucker @gorbalsgoebbels]

To you Nicola Sturgeon, from the people of Scotland…

Feck right off and don’t darken our door again.

Return to obscurity. Salmond’s true legacy was her. A toxic, vile, divisive ned.

[Laura @Lauraallan30]

@theSNP Who thought this was a good idea, absolute cringe fest 🤡🤡

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

You’re Beautiful will be 20 years old next year, and you know I’m going to re-release that little bitch.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I didn’t compare him to one. He IS one.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Calling a man a man is not 'bullying' or 'punching down.' Crossdressing straight men are currently one of the most pandered-to demographics in existence, and women are under no obligation to applaud the people caricaturing us.

[Laura @Lauraallan30]

@DalgetySusan @Bibbeth6 He finally read the room

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Most of Scotland is upset and offended by Yousaf’s bumbling incompetence and illiberal authoritarianism, but we aren’t lobbying to have him locked up for it.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

“Fuck THIS”