Thank you for your many kind offers, of which there were a considerable amount. Watch my website for my review of ‘Frankly’, the memoir of Scotland’s (checks notes) most persecuted, misunderstood, self-critical, open-to-debate, feminist-to-her-fingertips ex-First Minister.
To you Nicola Sturgeon, from the people of Scotland…
Feck right off and don’t darken our door again.
Return to obscurity. Salmond’s true legacy was her. A toxic, vile, divisive ned.
Calling a man a man is not 'bullying' or 'punching down.' Crossdressing straight men are currently one of the most pandered-to demographics in existence, and women are under no obligation to applaud the people caricaturing us.
Most of Scotland is upset and offended by Yousaf’s bumbling incompetence and illiberal authoritarianism, but we aren’t lobbying to have him locked up for it.