Laura

she/hers

[Laura @Lauracos4]

Just out here trying to find a wife at Silk City Coffee every Friday when I get to “work from home”

[Laura @Lauracos4]

@teddytalksalot “He gave us moms!” Honestly, facts. Thank god for milfs 😍

[Laura @Lauracos4]

Not my 3 year old niece seeing a Snapchat story of a gay girl from tinder and asking me if it was my ex 🥴

[Laura @Lauracos4]

Here to remind you all that I’m hot even with mono and covid

[Laura @Lauracos4]

*spends $80 on flowers at trader joes*
cashier: any special occasion?
me: it’s leo season

[Laura @Lauracos4]

I literally go for “smoke breaks” and drink water and spin around a couple times outside lmfao

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

why are 99% of relationship fights actually just this tho

[Laura @Lauracos4]

Been in Texas for less than one day. Haven’t met a cowboy yet but I did meet a misogynist

[Laura @Lauracos4]

@buujalski Is it toxic or are you just self aware

[Laura @Lauracos4]

Every time I get a new tattoo, I hate my body a little less. I will never understand why people hate on others for decorating their bodies with art.

[Laura @Lauracos4]

Having a conversation with me over text is unbearable, Im literally embarrassing reading back my responses to people.

[Laura @Lauracos4]

Does anyone else’s high school English teacher swipe up on all of their Instagram stories or is it just me?

[Laura @Lauracos4]

How am I standing like that? 😭

[Laura @Lauracos4]

You cannot tell me this isn’t the cutest bathing suit set.

[Laura @Lauracos4]

Not Twitter congratulating me on getting a lot of views on a tweet despite no one interacting with it 🥴

[Laura @Lauracos4]

It makes me incredibly sad that I probably won’t be able to participate in a single pride event this month

[Laura @Lauracos4]

I have been vegan for 7 years today- all because I saw a buzzfeed video where people tried to go vegan for a week/ month and sucked at it and I took it as a personal challenge to do it longer than they could 💀

[S🌸 @SikhoSomke]

i'm both a "fast replier" and "never replies" type of person. it depends on my mood and who u are.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

occasionally u must wake up in the middle of the night and drink water from the straw of your hydro flask with the intensity of a hamster who’s just done 2 tough hours on the hamster wheel you know

[Laura @Lauracos4]

Happy pride month the the lgbt community and Stanley Tucci.

[Laura @Lauracos4]

I’m drunk, my dads drunk: “you’re right, I’ll buy you a plant”, my mother sober, “I can make you a cake with Charlotte (my niece) next week or we (my dad and mom) will buy shirts

[Laura @Lauracos4]

Not me questioning my parents what they’ve done for me during pride month.