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[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

In Newscum's California....

Your 3 year old can choose which gender they'll be

But YOU can't choose which tires you want for your car

California has become Clown World

[NBA @NBA]

Luka vs. Reaves - who's got the faster reactions? 😆👀

(via: Luka Dončić/IG)

[Carl DeMaio @carldemaio]

REQUEST FOR DOJ ACTION:
Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a law that punishes the people EXPOSING fraud instead of the people committing it!

I’m asking the U.S. DOJ to intervene against AB 2624 — the “Stop Nick Shirley Act” — and stop this attack on citizen journalists and the First Amendment.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

WOW 🚨 Foreign born man in California caught setting up fraudulent hospice companies and working with mortuaries to get the names of dead people to bill Medicare

- He stole $27 MILLION
- California didn’t care he misspelled his hospice company names, one was spelled “Holly Trinity"
- He bought a Rolls Royce
- His patients were dead people
- He billed $33,000 per patient per year

“Prosecutors are also charging 2 accomplices — the manager of a mortuary, who gave David Shachar names of people who recently passed in exchange for cash”

This is the exact type of fraud Nick Shirley was investigating and exposing and Democrats just made it illegal to investigate in California

Gavin Newsom signed the Stop Nick Shirley act shock will protect these foreign fraudsters stealing our tax money in the future

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Three U.S.P.S. carriers charged in $24 million fraud scheme

Catherine Clauzelle Kilpatrick
Drakkor Jamar Alexander
Malcolm Tiree Joubert

They would allegedly steal checks from the mail and resell them.

These are the people in charge of mail-in ballots…

Let that sink in.

[John @MagaGrunt1]

🇺🇸This is a problem Americans.🇺🇸

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Florida has now counted 95% of its vote in less than 1.5 hours

Here's Gov. Ron DeSantis signing Florida's own SAVE America Act into law, which fortifies citizenship verification and voter ID

Imagine that.

WELCOME TO FLORIDA! ☀️

MAKE THIS AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

THERE IT IS 🚨 The FDA is admitting they have no idea what’s being used in our food

The FDA admits they have no idea about 10,000+ chemicals allowed into our foods introduced WITH NO SAFETY STUDIES because they were self approved by Big Food

“The real issue here is that the FDA commissioner, as we sit here today, does not know what's in our food. Most Americans, most moms would assume that the ingredients in our food have been subjected to safety studies. That is not true.

For the past 40 years, the food industry's taken advantage of a loophole where they can ‘Generally recognize a food as safe GRAS.’ And 95 % of food ingredients now in our food supply have been self-identified as safe with no safety studies.

Once you designate that loophole, you do not have to submit the ingredient or safety studies to the FDA and that loophole use has led to the FDA not knowing what's in our food. It could be 2,000 ingredients, it could be 10,000. We don't know. There is no safety study on food”

READ THAT AGAIN

The FDA is finally announcing GRAS Reform, “Generally recognized as safe.”

The Trump Admin is finally closing this loophole, this is a massive deal

This loophole has been exploited so bad that 98.7% of all food chemicals that entered the marketplace since 2000 were only reviewed and tested by the food and chemical companies that created them

No FDA studies, no safety studies. Just straight into our food

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[Localize - Farmers Market @Localizefoodapp]

Every Primal Kitchen/Kraft Heinz Executive should be put in front of a jury. Consumers deserve their money back

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Bill Maher: “Have you read some of the sh*t in Fauci’s dairy. Last week I played a game here called, ‘Who said it: Fauci or Trump?’ Let’s play!”

“‘It is not hyperbole to say I am the most famous and talked about person in the country.’ ‘The nurses went absolutely wild to see me.’ ‘I am such a valued spokesperson and a good communicator.’”

“‘One person said that Tyra Banks was s*xy, but I was even more s*xy than she was.’ None of that is Trump. That’s all Fauci. Writing to himself, at 80.”

“Why? So he can read it back when he’s 100 and remember what a hot piece of a$$ he was at 80?”

“Talk about main character syndrome.”

“Fauci dropped celebrity names like ’60 Minutes’ drops correspondents.”

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

Seattle passed a $26/hour min wage to help gig workers. It made things WORSE.

Driver pay didn’t rise, but customers pay more, and restaurants get fewer orders.

“The actual effect … sabotage one of the most successful businesses in the city," says @judgeglock of @ManhattanInst.

[Valerie Anne Smith @ValerieAnne1970]

"A Genetically Modified Cracker: Ritz Crackers contain bioengineered ingredients requiring WARNING labels & flagged in over 60 other countries worldwide."

"70 MILLION Americans are eating bioengineered crackers..."

[🇺🇸 𝓐𝓟𝓡𝓘𝓛 𝓢𝓟𝓐𝓡𝓚𝓢 🇺🇸 @AprilSpark1890]

🤬Wake The FCK Up!🤬

💯Mission tortillas has some explaining to do.💯

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

I asked the sales manager what the difference is between front-wheel drive, four-wheel drive, and rear-wheel drive — and this was his response!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 🤣

[♣️Jokic & MJ♦️GOATs fan @PONTA6565]

Scottie Pippen told the truth 🔥

''When I look at LeBron, he’s not what Michael was as a player.
He’s not even what Kobe Bryant was as a player.

LeBron doesn’t have that gene. That’s not in him.
Kobe has that gene.

LeBron isn’t built with the DNA of a true fighter.
He doesn’t have that warrior’s gene.

Jordan and Kobe did.
They stepped on the court like it was a battlefield, refusing to surrender, doing whatever it took to win.

But LeBron…
He can lose to the same team over and over.
Then flop on the floor, throw his hands at the refs, and act like honor doesn’t matter.

That’s not greatness. That’s weakness.
Honestly, I don’t know why he’s always talking about being the GOAT.

Jordan may not have faced him, but Kobe did. Duncan did. Curry did.
They all beat him when it counted.
How can you keep calling yourself the greatest when so many have already proven you’re not?
If this is the face of the NBA today, no wonder the ratings are falling.

Today, when I look at the league’s struggles, I can’t help but feel it’s because the face of the NBA has changed.
Instead of honor, we see excuses.
Instead of loyalty, we see someone running from problems, escaping to another team, demanding recognition without earning it.

That’s not greatness.
That’s not the legacy this game deserves.
A clown can wear the crown, but it will never make him a king.''

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

A college economics professor stated that he had once failed an entire class. That class insisted that socialism is functional and that no one should be poor and no one rich, that everyone is equal...

The teacher told them, "OK, we will do an experiment on socialism in this group.

All grades will be averaged, and everyone will get the same grade, so no one will fail and no one will get a 10."

After the first test, the grades were added up and divided by the number of students, and everyone got an 8.

The students who studied intensively were upset, but those who studied less were overjoyed.

As the second test approached, the students who had studied a little learned even less, and those who had studied more intensively told themselves that they also wanted a "handout", so they also studied less.

The average of the second test was 6.

When the third test was given, the average score was 4. To the great surprise of all the students, they all failed.

The teacher told them that socialism will eventually fail because when half the population sees that they cannot work, because the other half will take care of them, and when the half that worked realizes that there is no point in working anymore, because others are the beneficiaries of their labor, then that is the end of any nation
The story may be a fable not a fact but the moral is real
Get it?

[Del Bigtree @delbigtree]

When I was in Japan, I sat down with a dermatologist and asked him what he started seeing after the COVID vaccine campaign began.

Since 2021, the practice has been treating severe, full-body itching and redness, vitiligo-like skin changes, hair loss, and a range of autoimmune-related skin conditions in patients who directly linked the onset to their injection.

And blood diseases, which is not something you expect to be discussing with a skin specialist until you hear the explanation. Biopsies taken from the skin lesions found spike protein throughout the body.

[AM 570 LA Sports @AM570LASports]

“You ask people what do you remember about LeBron.. they are not going to say the Lakers.”

@mattmoneysmith on LeBron’s time with the Lakers.