Laura

Dry humor + snark + glitter 💖

[Laura @Lauraspersp]

@Katsbigopinion2 Meghan, stop copying Princess Catherine. We all heard her say the family thing first. ✨ 🙄

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

That was a fun week. Be sure to buy our new line. Have a great weekend, everyone!

[Laura @Lauraspersp]

@QLoTII Meghan wearing a cheap copy of his own dress just to rub it in… that’s not normal mean. She tried to tear him down. 🙄

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Makes sense.

[Laura @Lauraspersp]

@bornfirstkindly Meghan had to be rebooted! ����

[Laura @Lauraspersp]

@entylawyer After they referred to Lauren the Insider as Evan Braun, I didn’t want to bother with them. #nothanks #buhbye

[Laura @Lauraspersp]

@hellomag She was wearing the skirt backwards, @hellomag 🙄

[Laura @Lauraspersp]

@Updated_Jennie Yeas!

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

Protect Elon Musk at all costs.

So much rests on this man's shoulders.

He's almost single-handedly building the future, and he doesn't get enough credit for it 🇺🇸

[Tatler @Tatlermagazine]

The Princess of Wales is country chic perfection in new portraits as she marks a milestone project for her most treasured cause
https://t.co/rnyb5CMqcN

[Laura @Lauraspersp]

@that_1

[ABC News @ABC]

A beloved pet dog was miraculously found by rescuers in a helicopter after being missing for over two days following an avalanche in Alaska that injured two hikers.

[Furiosa @Furiosa24]

I’m a calm woman who despises excessive drama, which is in part why I’m drawn to the ever graceful Catherine.

Excessive displays of mania are terribly off putting to me.

That’s all I’m saying.

[Greatex on Film @cinematiccloud]

One of the better examples of why Pierce Brosnan was fabulous as Bond.

[Hunter Eagleman™ @Hunter_Eagleman]

🚨 Bill Essayli just put Gavin Newsom on blast:

“No, Governor. You are violating federal law by facilitating voting by noncitizens. I’ll refer you to 18 U.S.C. § 611. Look it up.”

Only American citizens vote in American elections!

[Laura @Lauraspersp]

One of my favorite #sfgiants memories!

[KNBR @KNBR]

Your yearly reminder that Travis Ishikawa launched a walk-off 3-run homer to win the pennant on this day.

One of, if not the greatest, home runs in Giants history.

[Laura @Lauraspersp]

@californiapost Fake News, @californiapost! #FakeNews

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

Childhood is a time of wonder, curiosity and discovery.

Today, The Princess of Wales has commissioned @Earlychildhood to take forward new work examining how nature can support the healthy development of babies and young children, with a new programme set to launch next year.

Supported by founding partner The Duchy of Cornwall, the work will explore how nature, creativity and relationships can help nurture the social and emotional skills that underpin lifelong health and wellbeing. 🌳

[Secretary Markwayne Mullin @SecMullinDHS]

Our message to aliens who vote in American elections is clear: we will find you, arrest you, and you will face the consequences, including criminal charges and deportation.

Under @POTUS Trump’s leadership, this administration will NEVER allow the votes of American citizens to be cancelled out by non-citizens illegally voting in our elections.

Only American citizens should be electing American leaders.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: California has been CAUGHT VIOLATING federal law and REFUSING to sequester non-citizen ballots, and FA US Attorney Bill Essayli confirms they're being TAKEN TO COURT

"It's ILLEGAL, 18 USC 611. We gave California a list of at least 20,000 people that we have confirmed with a files with USCIS are non-citizens and who are suspected to be on California voter rolls."

"And they are REFUSING to take any action and they're refusing to sequester the ballots!"

"So that's why we're going to go to court."

DOJ is asking a judge to stop California from counting ballots from those likely non-citizens

Under 18 USC 611, a non-citizen who votes in a federal election faces up to a year in prison, and can be deported!

California mails a ballot to every active registered voter, so all 20,000 of those names could have a live ballot sitting at home right now. DO NOT COUNT THEM