Laurel Johnson

“When she pops it, you better run for cover.” -Baby Bash, about me

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

Attempting to make friends at work, I told a boy in the coffee room that I'd "drink whatever he was brewing" b/c I'm good with human men

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

@Patlantis48 @99piorg did a great episode about this called The Sound of Sports! (Ep. 127)

[Daniel Feldman @danfeldman31]

LOL FUCK

*fiancé
** for now

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

@chasspod OMG, this is incredibly niche news and I need to watch immediately.

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Shimmer ✨ #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

@chasspod Happy birthday! I am constantly envious of your humor, hair, and perfect dog. Have the happiest of days! 💕

[Daniel Feldman @danfeldman31]

Repping @kumandgo at the Harry Styles concert.

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

@danfeldman31 How dare you, sir

[Daniel Feldman @danfeldman31]

“You thought” - Georgia

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

House of Gucci or Best Song Ever music video? There’s no way to know.

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

@BrianOliu I saw OutKast in Atlanta, and even though the reunion tour got mixed reviews, it’s still hands down the best concert I’ve ever been to.

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

This is what my boyfriend wore to work today. An incredible choice, I think @inagarten would approve.

[Shannon Lynch (she/her) @shannonblynch]

A rare #mlbootd to share @danfeldman31’s legendary Ina Garten shirt. Salud!

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

@danfeldman31 AND olives are second?!?! Absolute madness.

[Daniel Feldman @danfeldman31]

Took this photo in anticipation of hot air ballooning this morning (525 AM) to only find out at 526 that we couldn’t go bc of wind and safety concerns 🙃

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

@danfeldman31 This is your best take to date

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

@AlexArlette Bet they’re all super positive and flattering for this guy!

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

On today’s episode of “The Audacity of Men,” a coworker asked if I was a mom, and upon learning that I wasn’t, told me “not to wait too long!” How bout we don’t say this shit to women? Ever! For any reason!

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

@BrianMcEvoy92 Fortunately no one we work with! But it was someone who’s on my site daily. And they didn’t mean it maliciously but it’s still a big ole yikes.

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

@chasspod They’re who I picture whenever I hear that song now, it’s heartbreaking

[Laurel Johnson @LaurelJohnson1]

Do you think Harry just sings “peace” by Taylor Swift to Meghan non-stop?