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VT’ 2021

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

ok now read the words and get back to me

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

This is perfect…

[Bad Bunny HQ @BBPRTV]

your VP btw

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Conservatives when they learn that Puerto Rico is part of the United States:

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Didn't he run on no new wars?

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

“I, too” by Langston Hughes

[Zain @cowboylikezain]

notice how they’re all… nvm

[megz 🪩 @megnostalli0n]

The irony of booing someone who sold out the same seat you’re sitting in 3 nights in a row is hilarious

[Serena Williams @serenawilliams]

I love you @taylorswift13 dont listen to those booo!!

[Ayman Al-Abdullah 🧱 @aymanalabdul]

Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride." (Ht Jamieson Faulcon)

[Business Mate For Contractors @thebusinessmate]

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[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Damar, you've made me – and your country – proud.

Looking forward to watching you lead the way back on the field.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Prayers all the way up for Dr. Jill Biden's full recovery from cancer. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Whenever the league talks about player safety we should all remember that the NFL tried to make the players warm up for five minutes and restart this game before the coaches stepped in

[Shem @Shem]

Cancel.
The.
Game.

That kid is 24 years old. Nothing else should matter right now. #Bills #Bengals