Laurell 🥀

Lover of Politics.
Passionate about good governance.
Chelsea fan 💙
Dont judge me by my tweets

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[Laurell 🥀 @Laurell004]

@Davidkenya_ 😃😃😃brooo

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@filipelouta Bebeto

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@WillieOeba Don't judge me by my tweets. Reply TU 😃😃😃

[Laurell 🥀 @Laurell004]

Mimi nae iyo counter ya broadbased haitaninasa.
For as long everything they are saying was never included in that impeachment shit then I declare it not true.
Kama iyo story ya guns that's a very sensitive issue mbona wasiziendee or maybe even arrest him if it's true.
When @rigathi was being impeached they put together everything that could hold water.
Hizi wanasema Leo ni hot air TU.

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Riggy G amesema Kuna 2 drug barons in the cabinet.
Hehe who are they?

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@charlesgreston @rigathi We are In a mess as a country.
Nimesikia wao pia wako na report Yao hehe they are trying to counter riggy g

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Listening to @rigathi and all I can say is Kenya is a crime scene.
Wekeni caution tape kila Mahali.

Mentioned scandals:
1. E citizen
2. State house budget
3. Shif
4. AHPs
5. KPA
6. China Roads and Bridges
7. Nairobi River. (media endeni kesho mlete samaki)
8. NSSF
9. Safaricom
10. Fuel scandal (G-G)
Just to mention but few

We need to vacate this whole country and pave way for renovations

[Laurell 🥀 @Laurell004]

@HakeemNassur @Kibet_bull @DrJuma_M @WilliamsRuto Am listening to gashagua and my heart is aching.
Daaamn how heartless can ruto be??
Johanna ngeno and baba jamani.

[Laurell 🥀 @Laurell004]

@fokango Mkiambiwa ukweli mnasema security threat???

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@Oyobitutu What?
So you mean mambo ni namna this??

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What's happening with identification cards??
My nephew applied for his in January na Hadi wa Leo haijatoka.
We visit huduma centre to inquire and we are told ndio inaanza process.
7 months??
We need to get serious as country.
Something is amiss somewhere

[Laurell 🥀 @Laurell004]

@_anexii 😃😃😃unasema watatuambia kule kura zao zimetoka

[Laurell 🥀 @Laurell004]

Tupige hesabu ya haraka.

OPPOSITION
Mt Kenya - 5m
Nairobi- 1m
Eastern - 1m
Western- 1.5m
N. Eastern - 0.5m
S. Rift - 0.4m
N. Rift- 0.5m
Coast-1m
Nyanza-1m

Total=11.9m

BROADBASED
Mt. Kenya -0.5m
Nairobi- 1m
Eastern - 0.5m
Western- 0.5m
N.Eastern- 0.5m
S.Rift - 0.4m
Coast- 1m
N.Rift- 1.5m
Nyanza- 1.5m

Total = 7.4m

[Laurell 🥀 @Laurell004]

@_anexii 😃😃😃pole basi.
Unasema i have been very lenient with them.

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@Kemboi67 I suspect it's a way of controlling voter registration
Without id you can't register as a voter.
Only solution ni kudelay kuzitoa.

[🦅 @OtengaSiauu]

Pesa unafanyia kazi 31 days ukilipwa inaisha in less than 7 days.... Guys employment is overrated

[Laurell 🥀 @Laurell004]

Today I met a tutam wannabe.
I ask him to give me a reason as to why he is supporting Kasongo then I will give him 5 good ones why I don't support him.

Nigga couldn't tell me something.

I go ahead and tell him mimi tulimazana na kasongo 2024 when gen zs were killed. I tell him they didn't deserve that and all those deaths were very avoidable if only he was a listening fella.

That guy asked me kwani sword president hupewa akiwa sworn in hukua ya kazi Gani? He claims iyo sword inamaamisha he has the right to kill the citizens.

I thought I had seen stupid people until I met this one.

Mungu shuka TU sasa

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@PeterReagan777 Sometimes I don't blame the politicians. Am sure this mzees were voted in because of the party nonsense.

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Can I be explained to why I can't use my SHA because I am not a civil servant. ( Actually I have never used it before)

If it is working for civil servants only then sisi wa private tunakatwa why??
They should allow us explore other insurance options.

This is day light robbery.
Deducting my money but I can't access health care.

Mr. President you are very unfair. We are all Kenyans and we deserve to be treated equally.
I can't be paying that shit that doesn't help me.

It's either you exempt us and deal with civil servants only ama ata sisi tutibiwe na SHA.
We can't be paying what is not working for us .
@J_Simiyu once said SHA only works when we are paying and today I agree with him.

Am a very frustrated Kenyan right now.

[Peter kimani @karumipeter0]

Congratulation u are doing a fantastic job