Lovable Misanthrope

likes: Netflix, naps, tarot cards and talking to the dead.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

🫂I had no idea what this 🫂was until recently. I thought it was a old-timey movie projector. Which made it a really odd sentiment. I’d be like, I’m having a really hard day, I just feel like giving up. Then somebody responds with a bunch of these 🫂 like ok my guy, film it.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

Do what is good for you not what is comfortable for others.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

What’s happening it asks, I don’t fucking know.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

Play with your food, it makes your food happy.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

Just because someone shows up to your fight, doesn’t mean they are in your corner.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

2026 mantra We have no room for those who only show up when we glow up.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

11/11 ❤️❤️❤️

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

Play with your food, it makes your food happy.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

I’m not saying that I hate you but if I read your name in the obituaries I would grin a little.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

Okay with your food. It makes your food happy.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

I’ve got restraining order pussy

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

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Try this it helps

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

If I don’t hear “you’re a natural” within five seconds of me doing something, I’m quitting.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

I think Marvin Gaye’s dad took discipline a bit too far.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

Been sending this pic to women who are way out of my league. Fingers crossed. 🤞🏼

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

I looked up Ryan Adams and Wikipedia said Me Too

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

Today America is 249 years old. And I’m old enough to say wow if I were younger, I’d……

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

I live in the Divided States of America

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

I often do nothing and expect something. Change comes from action not desire.

[Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin]

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