Lauren Duell

The Highest Kite You Can Fly Is Your Imagination...

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

Women who give birth are not ‘birthing people, or chest feeders’ it’s so bloody insulting. No child has ever, in the whole history of time been born from a man. Stop removing our words for a tiny minority who pretend biology is irrelevant. The utterly frustrating thing is this does not go both way when talking about prostates or erectial dysfunction problems.. men don’t get called penis or prostate owners! 😡 It’s why it’s so obviously a men’s rights movement. It’s just women who are supposed to give up opportunities (sports/awards/places) & our descriptive words. Nothing changes. And stupid handmaidens cheer this new erasure along.

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

Hey @nectar. After having issues with my nectar account I’ve asked multiple times over 2 separate phone calls to log a complaint. I’ve been fobbed off again!
What’s your process for this?

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

Julie Etchingham looks ready to blow a whistle and hold a red card up #itvdebate

[All On The Board @allontheboard]

This week is Cervical Cancer Prevention Week and the time is now to get checked out.
@allontheboard

#CervicalCancer #SmearForSmear #CervicalCancerPreventionWeek #SmearTest

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

Just seen a guy walking round premier in flip flops and a dressing gown with his name delicately sewn onto it and I felt that mood.

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

Pickford this you hun?

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

@antdw88 #murderweapon

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

@antdw88 Heartbreaking isn’t it?

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

@suehilders @wambamvandam1 @TheSarg64120306 @lannyloo6398 @exRAF_Al Is he even a victim?! He needs to request an enquiry now.

[laura clery @LauraClery]

Wearing a face mask with your nose exposed is like wearing underwear with your knobgoblin hanging out.

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

@maxinebarr9 The wife is definitely a character from bo selecta.

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

#saturdaynight #toiletselfie #charitynight https://t.co/JGF8DmWYvb

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

Had the Chennai burgers from @Geordiebanger for dinner tonight. Topped with mozzarella and tomatoes #foodporn. We need a branch near the midlands!

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

@terri_culley @AqeelMcr But why?

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

@terri_culley @AqeelMcr You really want a mini him running round? They’re only cute tile they’re about seven. Then they get really mean

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

@terri_culley @AqeelMcr @terri_culley that’s pretty cute though. Although I see you with girls.

[Lauren Duell @LaurenDuell]

Running through scenarios in my head of how to get out of work tomorrow. #arsontopsthelist

[dan @_DanSheed]

Can’t Jamie Oliver just piss off and let us all get obese in peace

[Alastair McAlpine, MD @AlastairMcA30]

For an assignment, I asked some of my terminal paediatric palliative care patients what they had enjoyed in life, and what gave it meaning. Kids can be so wise, y'know. Here are some of the responses (Thread).

[antanddec @antanddec]

Never watched the show?????
He’s in for some surprises then 😂
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#ImACeleb