Lauren Goderwis

poor and overzealous

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

you look like you’ve been embalmed

[Ruth Madievsky @ruthmadievsky]

girl dinner

[Lauren Goderwis @LaurenGoderwis]

@WhiteCastle should have fried pickles

[Lauren Goderwis @LaurenGoderwis]

@Cheesecake has the best veggie burger hands down

[Lauren Goderwis @LaurenGoderwis]

why do men have the skinniest fucking legs?! it’s not fair

[Amanda Held Opelt @AmandaHeldOpelt]

I’d like to speak to Evangelicals.

If you are like me, you’ve spent most of your life being told that you have to vote Republican to be a good Christian.

I understand if your convictions prevent you from voting for a Democrat. But let me suggest something: 1/10

[Lauren Goderwis @LaurenGoderwis]

it’s incredibly weird and awkward when people take family photos with assault weapons

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

THIS is last year's Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me looking at my story every 5 minutes because I liked the song I put:

[Lauren Goderwis @LaurenGoderwis]

There are many things I miss and many things I don’t and I am thankful for both.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The CEO-to-worker pay ratio at Home Depot is 455:1.

https://t.co/2ekpb3oYfs

[Ryan @BanUnsweetTea]

Why do civilians continue to engage Waffle House workers? Those people are the marines of the fast food industry, they work on Christmas. You can’t break them

[Jake @jake_adamczyk]

no way my American Airlines pilot just said “welcome aboard, and be thankful you’re flying American today and not southwest” 😂😭

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Mark Twain must be so proud of his daughter Shania.

[Lauren Goderwis @LaurenGoderwis]

why do guys post selfies of themselves driving?