Ky-Lauren

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The third little pig.

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

My summer body is very "The girl from Little Miss Sunshine" right now, so I think I'm just gonna buy a red one piece, accept my fate, and embrace my doppelgänger.

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@LucasBergen This tweet 👏👏👏

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@Josh_Rempel False. Best sauce is hollandaise. So you're sorta right because it's egg yolk based.

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@ColtonFloris I'm pretttttty sure I have a copy for Game Boy Advance in my possession. You may borrow it if that is true.

[kelly edgeley @kel_edge]

My friend’s husband (Aaron Tschritter) went missing in Dallas yesterday (Nov 25)… if you have any info, contact @DallasPD

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@ColtonFloris It's only 6 bucks? I better see that at your place next time we're hanging out there!

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@jannstan Yeah yeah yeah, I get it, people love Timothée Chalamet, but do people not have eyes?! Oscar Isaac is CLEARLY the one in that movie to drool over.

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@LucasBergen Dang Lucas. Giving me home decor envy 😭

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@jannstan I'm not ready for no masks cause my chin is my problem zone for acne and now the facade of me having clear skin will be over

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@kcgreenn is there any possibility of you giving me permission to use your question hound/this is fine cartoon for a tattoo? He so accurately depicts how I feel deep in my soul and I would love to have him permanently hanging out with me 🤞🤞🤞

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@jannstan I never liked my name until I had this connection and now I'm like yes (Ky)Lauren 🙌🙌🙌

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@StinsonColby I'm concerned about your hobbies.

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@jannstan You're gonna just have to listen carefully to when it sounds like it's going to explode, then shift and you should maybe probably be okay?

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@LucasBergen @ColtonFloris @jellopizzaguy At least I didn't call out the pilot in my story. *Cough* @StinsonColby

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@LucasBergen I can now relate to this tweet too 💁

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

@ColtonFloris I want to BE gun rat.

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

People are always like "🤭...my guilty pleasure...🤭...is watching...🤭...reality TV...🤭"

And meanwhile I'm like DUDE, REALITY TV IS MY LIFEEEEE 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙄🙄🙄

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

Do you ever feel so deeply nostalgic for a show that you consider watching it again even though you know it's not going to hit the same? I just saw that Arthur is on Prime Video and now I think I'm gonna have to see if it still slaps.

[Ky-Lauren @LaurenMacpher]

Ugh there's this game that I used to play as a kid that was on a floppy disc and I don't remember the name or any hard specifics of it to be able to track it down and so now I want to buy a computer with a floppy disc drive off eBay so I can play it and someone please stop me