Lauren Boebert

Highly opinionated, remarkably underqualified, only moderately treasonous! You know it’s parody because the grammar and spelling are correct!

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

The truth? She told me that @RepJeffries secretly likes me, but when I tried to sit at Hakeem’s table in the commissary he and his friends laughed at me and I heard he really likes Nancy! I hate MTG! (Even if she’s right about the Space Lasers.) https://t.co/GZjOU4n8uO

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

I don’t need HER. I have a new friend, and her name is #KitaraRavache and she is AWESOME.

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

My granny used to say: “Don’t be ugly.” But you know, sometimes I just can’t help it. @RepMTG

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

Hey, I never said I could do math!

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

New Year’s Resolution: confess true feelings for Eric Swalwell. He’s dishy!

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

What’s the big deal? He paid taxes! I mean, he paid them to other countries, but he did pay them.

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

Free on New Years! Sitting by the phone in case that Mar a Lago invite materializes…

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

Welcome aboard, @repgeorgesantos! You’re just what the @GOP nerds today!

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

@KariLake oh honey, I know a sore loser when I see one, because I look in the mirror exactly twice a day when I apply my human mask and take it off at night. Honey, you lost. But hey, you do you! Fight till they wipe you off the floor. As long as we don’t have to do the wiping.

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

Can’t wait to visit Ukraine one day! We used to serve Chicken Kiev at my restaurant, and it was very popular!

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

Hell no, @RepMattGaetz and I didn’t stand up for President #Zelensky! I hope I’ve made my point!

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

Be gone, Satan! Wait…what?
https://t.co/326ZgZNd2o

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

My staff has already been in touch with #MarALago to get one of these special golf carts for me. I want “uplifting stories” too, only my cart has to have a gun rack, because I pack heat on the golf course. https://t.co/CAdLBnOzly

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

Outrageous that the sham #January6 committee is referring Dear Leader for criminal charges. Criminal charges should be reserved for people who show teenage girls their willies at the bowling alley. #Resist!

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

Thank God @RepMattGaetz has his priorities straight. Matty, when you’re in prison I’m going to make sure you always have money in the commissary.

[Tampa Free Press @tampafreepress]

Rep. Matt Gaetz: Despite Democrats’ Opposition, The GOP Will Root Out Wokeness In The US Military #gaetz #gop #military #news @RepMattGaetz @mattgaetz
https://t.co/vvdStipyoE

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

@elonmusk Stand up for free speech. The First Amendment needs you.

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

@elonmusk Step down, @elonmusk. You can come to Washington and run my staff (into the ground). Also, where’s my blue check? I’ve got the money! Or, would you accept a gun?

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

@RepMTG smells so good.

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

@DineshDSouza Great try Dinesh! Keep it up!

[Lauren Boebert @LaurenRBoebert]

Welcome sister @kyrstensinema! See you at the shooting range. #alwaysoneofusdespitetheweirdoutfits