Lauren Jones

hot and funny from atlanta

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

@progressive very upset that yall told me I could turn in my documents on the weekend and my policy wouldn't get cancelled, which was wrong. that departments off the next two days, and your customer service said they could extend the cancellation deadline but aren't willing to

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

@TanyaHa47099791 @kanyewest Hey I'm gonna be autistic and answer this in good faith!

So the penile skin is actually inverted and used to sculpt out a vulva, clit, etc. my understanding this is this used to line the natural cavity we all have in our pelvic area.

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

Learning that Elon Musk conceives his children through IVF is so funny like dude is the richest man on the planet he is actively trying to take over, but still can't figure out how to get a woman to touch him

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

@lucydacus This is super kind. I don't have a GoFundMe but I am a trans woman planning on getting bottom surgery this year. You can my Instagram laurenjoneslol to verify I'm not a bot

Thank you so much, my Venmo is laurenjoneslol

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

@elonmusk Not only are you a Nazi, but you're a Nazi embarrassed of your own values. You know you're wrong and you know you are choosing greed over what is right. Karma will vindicate us in the end

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

i have no problem with any gay or trans, but i don't want anyone to think that i've gay'd or transgendered, so im going to keep using those words incorrectly so that everyone knows im not lgb whatever it is now

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

I will never admit I should've gotten a grocery cart instead of a basket

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

@ATLFireStarter @ImmCivilRights Hi, I'm the organizer of this event. There was no one that made themselves identifiable as cops. With that said, I would wager that an undercover or two, minimum, was probably at any event listed in the email.

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

Gonna detransition so I can call myself a bi polar bear

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

The guy who said to me today "excuse me ma'am not to be rude but you have helluva ass" was in fact a lil rude but also an ally ig

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

"youre still single? have you tried the apps?" idk why ordering mozarella sticks again would help me but you talked me into it

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

You guys are like "i wont consume the grimace shake i dont know what's in it" then drink a Monster Energy Zero Ultra Violet

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

i ran a 5k which is my way of telling you guys i gave up in the middle of running a 10k

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

is it just me or does dog food taste a little ruff

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

when i was young i tried drinking hot sauce to make myself hotter. and i just had to poop a lot instead :(

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

i guess it is a lil imbalanced that queer people get an ENTIRE MONTH and cis straight people just get a single day this tuesday

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

Not to flex but I only took 3 depression naps this week

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

i dont need validation from anyone, ive been fine without validation from my dad for YEARS

[Lauren Jones @LaurenYouIn]

i think its kinda funny that youre gonna see budlight boycotts from "both sides" now @budlight yall fucked up

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Dylan Mulvaney breaks Bud Light silence: "for months now, I've been scared to leave my house. I have been ridiculed in public. I've been followed. And I have felt a loneliness I wouldn't wish on anyone."