Lauren Simms

idiots doing things

[Lauren Simms @Lauren__Simms]

@RepMTG Paul Revere????? You cannot be serious

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

at an in person mandatory training course for work & the boomers in the group are doing everything in their power to make the course take as long as possible by interjecting with hundreds of personal anecdotes & opinions, often barely related. i am going to turn them into mulch

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Each year, lawmakers and defense lobbyists play the same game, pouring hundreds of billions into the Pentagon without scrutinizing every dollar—and it's taxpayers who lose.

Today, I invited witnesses to play JeoparDoD, to win oversight for the American people.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

The ending is chef's kiss.

[demonic possession 🖤 erotic self-expression @Rabdoidal]

AND HERE IT IS, THE FINAL MATCHUP

[Lauren Simms @Lauren__Simms]

@rileynelzon love u rolly 🥺

[Lauren Simms @Lauren__Simms]

@lavern_spicer not 100% certain that you know what a pronoun is

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Physics and engineering lesson with Legos…

[Sonny Vermont #Smokefleet TR 7 @SonnyVermont]

"A day in the Life of Sue Republican.

Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.
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[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Mick Wallace, leftist member of the European parliament: "Why are we so quiet about challenging the US when they threaten human rights?"

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Cannot believe we’re expected to celebrate 4th of July this week like there’s anything to be proud of in this country right now

[Lauren Simms @Lauren__Simms]

@POTUS my brother in christ you are literally the president, DO SOMETHING

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

There is no such thing as being “pro-life” while supporting laws that let children be shot in their schools, elders in grocery stores, worshippers in their houses of faith, survivors by abusers, or anyone in a crowded place.

It is an idolatry of violence. And it must end.

[Lauren Simms @Lauren__Simms]

@jamesmckz I wood

[Lauren Simms @Lauren__Simms]

@EWErickson wait when’s judgement day? I love judging people

[Lauren Simms @Lauren__Simms]

@elmesde_abril 😂 i remember the hoops we used to jump through to use Snapchat haha

[Lauren Simms @Lauren__Simms]

@elmesde_abril Get a vpn!!