♔laur

Have you ever seen 'Lauren drunk?'
It splits infinities and vomits purple glitter,
It falls onto concrete and dances in the dark.
A poem by Chloé Whitemore 🍸

[act iii Updates @B7Album]

Beyoncé talking about ‘Ring the Alarm’, the second single from her sophomore album B’DAY.

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Harriet walking out of the church
#TheTraitors

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The first real murder coming on #TheTraitors but whose going to throw who out of the Turret. Or is Stephen just going to jump? He looks stressed🤣 #ThetraitorsUK

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Bloody hell those contestants just legged it through the swamp like they were gonna start killing each other in the hunger games 🤣
@TheTraitorsUK

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Petition for the new #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons update to have an undo button. Drives me crazy when I erase a sticker or pluck flowers by accident 😅

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Fuck off 🤣😅
Slow news day?

[Mirror TV @MirrorTV]

I'm A Celeb's Ant and Dec 'to be replaced' as new duo 'coming for their jobs' https://t.co/qvPtAlb0Pz #ImACeleb

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I think it would be extremely interesting if the people at home didnt know who the traitors were either. It's so easy saying 'how could they not know?' when we see everything #CelebrityTraitors

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@VonnieVRocket @beyoncepress Black is king (the gift) is literally art! Every song is a bop but sooooo underrated

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‘I like someone who’s beautiful on the outside and inside’
#LoveIslandUK

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These boys look over 40
#LoveIslandUK

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Notice how they haven’t done the public vote for most compatible couple cause there are none 🤣🤣#LoveIslandUK

[Luke @BarbaraYetaxa]

Mickey: I hate fags

Daley: I hate Danny

Ella: I’ve just gone through a breakup

Trisha: Nelson Mandela held my baby

Patsy:

#CBBUK

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@MikePearso36 @bbuk The name is horrific and used in slander against gay people, he also made a rape joke

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@LVPXN @SandraMcgennit1 @bbuk Literally! People wanna moan about ‘snowflakes’ but one of the things he said was a straight up rape joke! He’s 72 and she’s what 21? It’s gross and horrific

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Producers throwing in ex-Islanders like…
#loveisland #LoveIslandAllStars #allstars

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@xAniwhatley @jillboard lol

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Anyone else agree with Luca in last night episode? #LoveIslandAllStars

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@LukeSumm @AMAZlNGNATURE How do I get this job?

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@LukeSumm @AMAZlNGNATURE Aww poor mamma must of been so worried

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Brian!!
#DealOrNoDeal