Meatflaps_McGillicuddy

Friend, Advocate, Ally, totally a real human, ✨☁️🌙 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

2020: “Buy an air-fryer, it’ll change your life”

2022: all of my problems still existing

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

Who else thinks the states are ripping us off in toll fees? Just got an invoice for one saying it’s past due. THIS IS THE FIRST ONE I RECEIVED. Are they intentionally not sending a first one forcing us to accrue late fees? Some bullshit tactics

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

Uterine biopsy. Without pain relievers? Without anesthesia?

A man could never

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

Someone come get this uterus

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

@KMHoskinson @UberFacts I still say I gotta go mac some money

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

@UberFacts Gerrymandering, political influencing, and lobbying

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

Crying because Uncle Steve passed away. If anything happens to Nonna Pia, I’m going to need therapy

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

Isn’t it crazy that over the past year or so they’ve reported a decline in birth rates in America and now the government wants to ban abortion? Like, oh, you don’t want children? Too bad. Gotta keep churning out slaves to capitalism

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

does anyone else notice that when these people talk about “free speech”, it’s almost never about the freedom to challenge power and systemic abuse, and almost always about the freedom to denigrate marginalized people without being criticized for it?

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

@UberFacts Truffles

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

@propagayte I prefer brown rice pasta over chickpea pasta any day

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

@UberFacts Health care

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

@UberFacts

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

@caitiedelaney I went to school with a kid who’s last name is Shea. He farted so bad one day it smelt like he shit his pants. Another kid said he smelt like cucka. From that day on his name was Cucka Shea

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

I don’t have enough time for the amount of sleep I’m supposed to be getting a night

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

@shannymaemurray What about a two-butted goat?

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

@shannymaemurray Can’t relax until I’ve had my SOUP

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

@UberFacts Men

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

@UberFacts

[Meatflaps_McGillicuddy @LaurieS77]

Just fuck off and let me do this wordle