Lisa 🦄 / Fummy 🥐

♌ | Pansexual | She/her | Social Worker

[✧ @cessonmute]

Disgusting

[Lisa 🦄 / Fummy 🥐 @Lauriel_Lisa]

@plutoceanic I'm dying to

[Lisa 🦄 / Fummy 🥐 @Lauriel_Lisa]

@plutoceanic I think I remember you knowing those sea shantys almost Word for Word? 👀

[PLUTO @plutoceanic]

If you lack media literacy and critical thinking skills that much that you think any artistic depiction of SH, Mental Illness or other dark themes always implies it’s some sort of fetish for sexual gratification, there is something so wrong with you.

[Lisa 🦄 / Fummy 🥐 @Lauriel_Lisa]

@plutoceanic Probably something close like Phantom pain. That's wild to

[PLUTO @plutoceanic]

Top surgery facts: your fucking skin will itch but no scratching helps because the nerves are dead and your chest is numb BUT IT STILL ITCHES?

[Lisa 🦄 / Fummy 🥐 @Lauriel_Lisa]

@plutoceanic Sure did. It was great back then and is greater now.

[PLUTO @plutoceanic]

The Dragonborn.

[PLUTO @plutoceanic]

2026 is not my year

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The 4 km-long stretch of river in the city of Yanagawa, Japan is ideal for a relaxing time on a donko boat.

And sometimes the boatmen can show off their skills in a somewhat theatrical way.

[Lisa 🦄 / Fummy 🥐 @Lauriel_Lisa]

Was just walking trough the Supermarket. Just for a whole dead fish, eyes and all, to jumpscare me. And that familiar sickening feeling when I see a dead animal displayed to be bought and eat.

[Chris @RealFruitts]

Sie werden es nie lernen ...

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

My wife stopped saying "thank you" when I did the dishes.

I noticed.

I was offended.

"I'm helping," I thought. "Where's the gratitude?"

One night I said it out loud.

"I did the dishes. Again."

She looked at me like I'd asked for a medal.

"You live here too."

That's when it hit me.

I wasn't "helping."

I was living in my own house and acting like a guest who occasionally tidied up.

She didn't need help.

She needed a partner who stopped waiting to be thanked for what he should've been doing anyway.

Your wife doesn't need a helper.

She needs a man who stops keeping score.

[Jason @AncientArgonaut]

@ManMilk2

[PLUTO @plutoceanic]

Jakob #helvetesforfall

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The "why won't this fucking drawer open" starter pack.

[KNIFE @maskedknife]

we will start soft but it will escalates fast #nsfw #mdni

[Lina @Akitos91]

Reminder: Alkohol ist eine Droge. Wer trinkt nimmt Drogen.

Hört bitte endlich auf zwischen Alkohol und Drogen zu unterscheiden, als ob das zwei verschiedene Dinge wären 🙄 Das ist nichts weiter als Verharmlosung von Alkoholkonsum.