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Historia del Arte y Ciencias y Lenguas de la Antigüedad 🏛

[Lauri 🌸 @Lauriii_M]

Mis amigas diciendo que se van a meter a monjas porque no van a aprobar ni una y yo pensando que si Dios no es monógamo yo tampoco, así que me voy a meter a stripper

[kira @kirahisuki]

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

[mandy is doing practical magic 🪻 @booksandmulder]

lets talk about the big four

[𝑷𝒂𝒖🧸 @Pmesa23_]

Ojalá se prohíba fumar en terraza y poder tomarte una copa tranquila sin q te llegue el olor a cigarro de mierda o el olor a fresa plátano y kiwi del vaper del chaval de mierda de la mesa de al lado❤️

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

I'm such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that sht

[Lauri 🌸 @Lauriii_M]

Todo lo que dice ella factos

[Brandon Santiago @4BrandonJS4]

BOTW Link finds this and immediately yanks both the armor and dress off to wear on his adventure.

[Recluse, The Nightfarer @CocktailHermit]

"when i was your age i was already preparing for marriage and kids"

when u were my age u didnt get to play the critically acclaimed soulsborne rpg Elden Ring with a boss fight where a hot dad grabs the camera and talks to u in a deep sexy voice and then hits you with a hammer.

[koda @itsayreamon]

i apologize on behalf of spain for what you might see here

[saira @sairaspooks]

HOLY SHIT

[♀ @revelfemme]

the reason men don’t view coercion as rape is because they genuinely don’t see it as wrong. so much of male sexuality is informed by rape culture that coercion is seen as a normal part of courting a woman. it’s why women who willingly sleep with men are sluts, whores, etc.

[it's Bear @veryeet]

I fucking hate AI because the fuck you mean you sold out our children’s futures just so you wouldn’t have to write an email

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[Shiro @shirolamperouge]

un influencer de fitness con un poco de sentido común? pedid un deseo

[gabi🦉 @deplatformgabo]

el metro nunca se ha podido pagar con tarjeta directamente en el torno hasta que viene el papa de los cojones y consiguen hacerlo en 3 días para todas las estaciones

[angel @profesionlangel]

the “looksmaxxing” epidemic was the closest thing males have ever experienced to the beauty standards women are upheld to all their lives and it literally made them all insane

[detach @detachdaily]

i think long-term stress changes people quietly. you become less expressive, less excited, more tired, more detached, until one day you barely recognize the version of yourself that existed before survival mode.

[Mhuyo @Mhuyo]

no way its not even summer yet

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

and for the lady, perhaps a long-term loving relationship that makes her feel safe enough to be vulnerable and doesn't turn into a lesson