Laura Crockett

The main purpose of this account is to make myself, my sisters, and my husband laugh (in that order). Feel free to observe and/or join in.

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

I hate when people ask me why I’m being “so quiet” IN THE MORNING.

ITS MORNING.

[Trisha Thornton @trish_pluggedn]

“How do you ally?” That’s a question I’ve gotten a lot lately so I invited two friends of mine, Jocelyn and @LauritaButler to share about their response as an ally and what you can or should do to be an ally right now.

[🅿️OLO RALF @ReckItRalf]

When you’re waiting for your sandwich and Doritos after coming out of the pool https://t.co/uqd0AzhR65

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

@Tedashii Flavored creamers😂

[gv @gentv10]

my shoes probably think i died

[ִ ࣪𖤐 @curlyyonce]

Me eating all of my quarantine groceries in the first night

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

@Brianna_grace @OnlyInBOS I already do that for free like every 9 days lol

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

Live every day like there’s a threat of coronavirus #WashYourHands

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

WHEN SOMEONE SAY YOUR JOKE LOUDER THAN YOU AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

@madelaneeee @jcrock2011

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

@CaliaDomenico @marykailah

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

Getting back on Twitter bc I just remembered I’m hilarious

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

Jordan just accused me of “roid raging” but honestly I prefer that over assuming I’m PMS-ing ANY day💪😂

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

@CashApp @jcrock2011

[Tempa @QuickestTempa]

Me rushing to work after I woke up early and just laid in bed until I was late

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

Alright yea the baby filter was made for Stephen A Smith rants😂

[afro hair stan account @Beautesafro]

« Black hair School for adoptive moms » It matters

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

@leyawn @marykailah

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

@Delta how is it every other airline is accommodating to flight changes except you? A change that would cost you nothing and impact no one but me? #pleaseexplain

[Laura Crockett @LauritaButler]

Just read thru a bunch of my old tweets and honestly I stand by every single one.