Laurence Johnson

I tolerate fools and am a very good dribbler. Love to travel to interesting places, sometimes outside Lancashire. Life's what you make it which was my downfall.

[Laurence Johnson @Lauro1942]

@JamesMelville They didn't meddle and tell us how to run the country though

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@thecarolemalone I think he is doing ok at a very difficult time. I am not slavishly in favour or against anyone.

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@THEJamesWhale Dislike pretty much all your views James but I do very much admire your fight against cancer and wish you all the very best. I also enjoy your broadcasts even though they can make me quite annoyed. Keep strong and hope to hear you this week.

[Laurence Johnson @Lauro1942]

@BotFinderUK Fascist Fell

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@mrdarrenyoung All the very best of luck Darren. Thinking of you.

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@John_Dabell Are you stringing us along John?😊 I hope everything went well with your appointment.

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@its_The_Dr They seem very much in love 🤥

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@TheOnlyEsta Delete

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@TimmyMallett You are a talented lad

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@Alexandr4Denman Death Trap

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@ericmmatheny This young lad is still showing why he is The Boss imo

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@lippyent Carry On Camping

[Laurence Johnson @Lauro1942]

@MrBonMot I would count it Jim. The wife shouted me up to the bedroom a few years ago saying ‘I need you now’. I couldn’t believe my luck and rushed up stairs only to find a hawk moth spinning round the light bulb. I think insect or arachnid removal’s now the only way to show our manhood.

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@ColinSpenc4257 Still polish my brogues with ox blood every morning

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@terrychristian Are you sure they are not Villa fans? They seem preoccupied with bins.
Seriously I hope everyone is safe and it doesn’t knock off again.

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@JoeBiden Good luck Joe

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@rickygervais Seen this fella in Macbeth I am sure

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@ThatEricAlper Brexit

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@KirstieMAllsopp Sounds like they were enjoying themselves

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@John_Dabell Good luck John