Lava Sword Boar

I'm just going to sit up here on my nice volcano and glare at the rest of you.

[Lava Sword Boar @LavaSwordBoar]

Bah, this new era isn't worth my time. I'm going back to sleep. Wake me up after a couple of centuries.

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The mortals in this time are quite aggravating. None give me the respect I deserve.

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http://t.co/MbLxp345 Interesting to see what mortals are doing with metal now. Interesting. But still nothing like the old days.

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@J_FishOG What rubbish are you spouting you mortal . . . thing. Bah, you'd probably taste horrible anyway.

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http://t.co/945ePz3x I weep. Think of all the forging that could've taken place there. What is this world coming to?

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@J_FishOG A paltry snack for a god of my caliber, but you might have to do. I wonder how you would taste.

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Anyone? Food? Damn, being a god doesn't seem to hold the same weight it used to. Impudent mortals.

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Really now, can I at least get tribute in food? Just toss it in the volcano. It's pretty damn easy to find.

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Wonder how's Pele doing nowadays. Haven't seen her in ages. Should probably pay her a visit in Hawaii sometime.

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Not many people make swords anymore. It makes me sad. Wait, no, never mind, that's just anger I feel.

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Apparently it is now in bad taste to demand tribute in the form of human sacrifices. Things sure have changed since when I was last up.

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Be forewarned, taking a centuries long nap messes up your sleep schedule quite a bit.

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Sleeplessness, even for a god, is quite vexing.

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Speaking of which, this site is beautiful. http://t.co/IDd1kXH0

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Guns. Bah. No finesse. No skill. Now swords. Those are the weapons of the strong.

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Vaguely considering flowing down and destroying everything in the nearby area.

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Listened to this Firebird Suite thing. Damn bird's got nothing on me. I should get a symphony dedicated to me.

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Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a smithing god who lived in a volcano. He hated all of you. THE END.

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Cloudy days. Bad for terrorizing towns with lava.

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Humans and their damn new technology. Got along fine for thousands of years without this twitter thing.