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@DieudoneHA Fake. No tram lines

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@omaha_scanner @DCSheriffNE Laws need to be changed or enforced until they are changed....if we're just gonna be chill and let it happen..laws won't move
Enforce these ridiculous laws, charge parents, and then maybe someone will do something...I really don't gaf

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@DesireeAmerica4 Yes 100%

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@KETV Isn't this the place with Raccoons Theatre every night?

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@DCSheriffNE I see every kid on one of these, everywhere, where is it legal to ride?

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@klara_sjo Lol, you believe in the moon..

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@DanielWhiteson @DandKUniverse

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🔻 CERN SHUTS DOWN JUNE 29. THEY TOLD YOU IT'S "MAINTENANCE." IT ISN'T.

The Large Hadron Collider — the most powerful machine ever built by human hands — goes dark on June 29, 2026. Permanently offline for what they call "Long Shutdown 3."

They told you it's an upgrade. Routine. Technical.

But the internal timeline doesn't match. LS3 was originally scheduled for 2028. It was moved forward. Twice. The final acceleration happened in Q1 2026 — three months after Run 3 produced results that were never published. Not delayed. Never published.

A former data analyst — 6 years, CERN Computing Centre, left November 2025:

"In September 2025, Run 3 collisions at 13.6 TeV produced an anomaly in Sector 7-L. Not a particle. Not antimatter. A resonance signature with no corresponding mass. Energy appeared from a source that doesn't exist in the Standard Model. The data was flagged Level 5 — I had never seen Level 5 in six years. Within 72 hours, the dataset was moved to a restricted server. Access revoked for 340+ researchers. The internal memo referenced 'Protocol 7' — a designation I had never encountered in any CERN documentation. Three weeks later, LS3 was moved from 2028 to June 2026. That is not a coincidence. You do not shut down a $13 billion machine two years early because of maintenance."

What did they find?

The Standard Model accounts for 5% of the universe. The other 95% — dark matter, dark energy — is not "missing." It is on the other side of something. CERN was built to find the door. Run 3 found it.

They are not shutting down for maintenance. They are shutting down because what came through cannot be contained while the machine is running.

June 29. 19 days.

The machine goes dark. But what it opened does not close when you turn off the power.

Tesla knew. He wrote about it in 1899 — signals from outside our dimension, received in Colorado Springs. His papers were seized by the Office of Alien Property in 1943. Reviewed by Dr. John G. Trump — the President's uncle.

Three generations later, the grandson sits in the Oval Office. The machine shuts down. The timing is not accidental.

CODE: RUN3-SECTOR-7L / PROTOCOL-7 / LS3-MOVED-2028→2026 / TESLA-1899 / JOHN-G-TRUMP-1943 / JUNE-29

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They built a machine to open a door. They opened it. Now they're turning off the machine. But doors don't close from this side. 19 days. Watch.

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@ClownWorld A lot of tires say, "regroovable" on the side...

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@FuSchmu ScrewWorms....I need more info

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@DandKUniverse I'm hearing things about screworm parasites showing up again, after 80iah years...#whatsupwiththat

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@JohnOkure10871 Whollop

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@totmacherx @LostMemeArchive We once had an issue in WoW OG molten core..a druid gm teleported in, turned into a rabbit and manually spawned every encounter for us with a "good luck" text to all chat

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@DesireeAmerica4 Keep it up..the machines will remember....

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@oelma__ Food

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@ThrillaRilla369 My mom's mini van 23 years ago...... people pass me and give me the finger these days....why is everyone on such a hurry?

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@messedupfoods I'd eat the hell.out.of.that

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@DesireeAmerica4

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@DanielWhiteson

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How to see UFOs 🛸 👀

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@Miajeee_ @MattWalshBlog Wow...just wow.has to be engagement farming.... nobody is this dumb.

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@csimons3 There is a reason they are making sandwiches and not rockets