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my cat won't leave me alone please send help

he/him

[rune sword @runesword1]

if you describe anything as ‘glistening’ you’re a fucking pervert

[KLub @Lavitzki]

The lions would win if they attacked at night

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Time to reignite a war

1 billion lions or 1 of every pokemon

[rune sword @runesword1]

clocks are our true oppressors

[walker @walkercapl]

If you write a story in second person, that's gaslighting. "You step into the crowded hallway" No I didn't

[KLub @Lavitzki]

@bill_monkhouse I'd recommend it to anyone who isn't put off by the setting (WW2 Europe). I know a lot of people dislike war novels, and while this isn't a traditional one, it has a lot of the tone you'd expect from one.

[KLub @Lavitzki]

My review of Palaces of the Crow by Ray Nayler:

First of all, how dare you.

(5/5, I haven't sobbed like that in years)

[KLub @Lavitzki]

@historicalfits You're very good at it

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

ever notice how when you ask people about "the birds and the bees" they just change the subject to human sexual intercourse? whatever the birds and bees are doing must be insane

[KLub @Lavitzki]

The Algorithm is recommending me hot chess youtubers in an effort to trap and maim and kill me

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@CainhurstUmi Start cartwheeling

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Being outside feelin like I got hit by the toxic dart guys in Blighttown

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@Ld929_ @AndyNemmity You knocked me out of the top 3, you fiend

[KLub @Lavitzki]

@AndyNemmity Oh I suppose that makes sense haha, I think the phrase "in our records" just confused me. Awesome game by the way! (X won't let me upload photos on mobile but I placed third on $150 cap today :D )

[KLub @Lavitzki]

@AndyNemmity Does the "first time in our records" status look back at before that feature was added? I refuse to believe I'm the only one with the vision to book The Tazmaniac vs. Chihiro Hashimoto !

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Why the fuck is he meeting with the Thalmor

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The apparent objectivity of the responses these systems provide can lead us to overlook the fact that they reflect the cultural assumptions of those who designed and trained them.

[KLub @Lavitzki]

Something has happened that causes every tweet mentioning the King in Yellow to show up on my For You page and that shit has to stop NOW

[KLub @Lavitzki]

@CainhurstUmi Oh that's fly

[KLub @Lavitzki]

Yes, and it has been https://t.co/4NqApSFBqO

[Pledge @evilchuuni]

Does it really