HomerLaw

Writing/Fighting/Kiting/Biting

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

why would i go to coachella when i could just do shrooms in an urban outfitters

[HomerLaw @LawHomer]

@evilgenius As if the pyro didn’t raise the hazard level within confined hall ways enough

[ligma al gaib @myloreyes]

free palatine

[Lu @blxcksaint]

Uzi and JT

[Abbymo @Abner_Mo]

Made $600 while I was sleeping. I’m just built different tbh

[Future Islands @futureislands]

@_harukimurakami thanks! we love your writing!

[rich jones @jonessoruthless]

Holy shit

[Josh @joshuablessedya]

When the uber jumps from 20$ to 80$ 😭

[xALLENTHOMASx @samohtnella]

it’s actually too much going on

[HomerLaw @LawHomer]

@RandyOrton Randy I'm finna buy so much of your boring merch now. No offense, great wrestler, love most things you do, stale merch. But this makes me so fucking proud to be a WWE. Fan. Thank you

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

[HomerLaw @LawHomer]

Do you think COVID-16-17 are in the crib looking at TV talking like unsuccessful rappers? "Man the industry shallow they don't fuck with the real."

[HomerLaw @LawHomer]

@____tmarie me either and i'm bothered

[HomerLaw @LawHomer]

@____tmarie I was just thinking about this. I feel guilty and anxious about it but I'm trying to chill.

[Mike Migdall @ItsMigdallTime]

carrie underwood is a hobbit name

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Yall niggas like 36 yrs old asking the internet can men and women be friends........

[HomerLaw @LawHomer]

Meth?

[nina lee @NinaSerafina]

How long until weed men get that Joe Exotic on deck?

[HomerLaw @LawHomer]

I talk to my middle school crush on the podcast and I made it immediately weird. (Literally the first 5 minutes I go crazy.) Tune in to hear us talk about life, love and alternative reading classes. Listen here!
https://t.co/CVzMY9eOpl

[✊🏾|🌻 @____tmarie]

man before we was all bougie i remember when $20 was enough for a good ass time. $5 to the weed/$5 to the drink/$5 for a one day and the last $5 for McDonald’s 😭