FunnyLaw

Professional professional, amateur comedy writer.

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@FantasyAlarm @FantasyAlarmCom @FantasyAlarmDFS Is your MLB Daily Lineups page no longer updating daily lineups?

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@nut_history Adam Dunn

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@gtconway3d Did Trump's arguments at least give you paws about who to vote for?

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@BillAckman @CNN @realDonaldTrump "Sources say" @BillAckman is a fucking shill: https://t.co/fH8UU9M1oB

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@BillAckman @CNN @realDonaldTrump “Sources say” Pershing Square is a criminal enterprise and Ackman is a hack.

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[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

MAGA keeps repeating the same lie, claiming that Kamala Harris has no policy ideas.

She has already proposed the following ideas, if you actually have been paying any attention.

- Expanding access to affordable housing.
- Increasing the minimum wage.
- Paid family leave.
- Tax credits for working families.
- Insuring that the super-wealthy pay their fair share in taxes.
- Gun reform, including an assault weapons ban, universal background check and red-flag laws.
- Expanding healthcare access under the ACA.
- Investing in green infrastructure.
- Strengthening voting rights.
- Criminal justice reform.
- Lowering prescription drug costs.
- Pushing for more consumer protections.
- Re-Establishing Roe v. Wade as the law of the land.
- Push for tribal self-determination.
- Go after price gouging.
- Stop landlords from charging unfair rents.
- Getting a ceasefire deal done in Gaza.

She literally has only had 20 days to prepare for an election. Most candidate spend months preparing policy ideas. I'd say, she's ahead of the game.

She plans to release a more outline policy plan this coming week.

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@catturd2 8,445 capacity. Hahaha. Dope. https://t.co/HnPMF7o75C

[Nikki Gist @NikkiNic9384]

I love when the “Is Eli Manning a HOFer” debate comes up. This is probably the only Giants related argument I will really get into.

This clip from Greeny never gets old. Just gonna leave this here for all the delusional people out there 💅🏻#Giants100 #elimanning

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Hey @MLBNetwork if you're gonna show the Reds Braves game you gotta either ditch the ticker for now or compress the screen cause you cannot see the scorebug at all

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@SpeakerJohnson Please investigate that National Anthem, as well. Thank you.

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