Eating Chipotle for the first time in over 10 years. They don't have queso?! What sad, dry bowl is this? I'm sorry I strayed for even 1 meal, @Qboda. Never again.
I read a sign at the courthouse that said "Welcome to the Shed" and I read it as "Welcome to the End" if you're wondering where my mindset is at right now.
Travel planning season is upon us, and everywhere I go on the Internet, a sponsored ad by Southwest Airlines appears. I feel so flattered that someone is giving me so much attention!