Stefania Ruiz

Executive GM in IT MNC, GIS/UX Consultant,Information Architect,Business Analyst. From Assam and based in Gurgaon.

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

"I'm 19, how old are you?" "17." "Awwe, you're a Baby." < Who else hates convos like that? B*tch I ain't too young to give you this Dick.

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

I hate when a bitch can't take a compliment: "You're so pretty" "No I'm not, I'm ugly" "WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN.....

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

I used to stress #oomf, tried to impress #oomf, now i care less for #oomf. Shit , i wish the best for #oomf.

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

#WeLiveInAGenerationWhere Hoes are getting wifed and good girls are getting played

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

My followers be like "Shut the fuck up"... I be quiet... But when they log off....... I be tweeting again.

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

BASIC BITCH TWITTER NAMES: LICK my this, EAT my that, Roman numerals, pretty this , bad that , minaj this, monroe that or Barbie this.

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

If you tYpE LiKe ThiZz, you deserve to be smacked with a dictionary.

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

DORA: Having more freedom then teenagers since 2000.

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

you know what really turns me on? unprotected.... wifi ?;)

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.. Like move, bitch..

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

Too many people getting comfortable saying the word "nigga"

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

That awkward moment when a hoe tries to give relationship advice.

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

A boyfriend suppose too make yo panties WET not yo Eyes , & A Girlfriend suppose too make yo d*ck HARD not your Life

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

16&Pregnant. 15&Fucking. 14&sucking. 13&Licking. 12&Fingering. 11&Rubbing. 10&Touching. 9&Kissing ..Welcome to our Fucked up generation..

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

Only black people act like "dark skin" & "light skin" are two different races..

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

Police: "THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!" nigga, not with that damn attitude.'

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

If you SKINNY AS FUCK you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Yo life?

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

Adding "and shit" to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit....

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

Who else takes their own candies to the movies? $7.00 for a bag of skittles my ass

[Stefania Ruiz @LawlorDeroseipf]

Ciara "Like a Boy", Beyonce "If I Were a Boy", Rihanna "Rude Boy". What's next? Lady GaGa "I am a Boy".