Johnny Lawrence parody

[eric draven the crow @ThecrowRp1]

Nephew he said warmly I want you to drag her to hell uncle for threatening two unborn children. Lucifer shook his head eve you never learn for your treachery mazikeen will torture you for eternity.

[eric draven the crow @ThecrowRp1]

When I returned with Hermione we ran into eve . I growled low in my throat Hermione go to the diner now she took running as I squared off with eve I enjoyed kicking her arse ending it by making her choke on phoenix ash when she started to vaporize I called my uncle Lucifer.

[eric draven the crow @ThecrowRp1]

She asked Dumbledore for help and he said he would gladly help with condition that I take my niece home with me. I smiled it'd be my pleasure to bring Hermione home with me . The condition met Dumbledore handed me a bag of Phoenix ashes .

[eric draven the crow @ThecrowRp1]

I knew who I needed to go see appearing right behind my niece Hermione I whispered in her ear. Hi sweet pea uncle Eric she said softly throwing her arms around me. I need your help I need phoenix ashes to repel a demon coming after my mom's unborn twins of course uncle Eric.

[eric draven the crow @ThecrowRp1]

When my sister @faithygeckoparo called me and said that eve had escaped and was after my super mum @DenverParody and her unborn twins it made my blood boil no one threatens my family I snarled.

[Johnny Lawrence parody @LawrenceParody]

I heard him say welcome to omnivale your officially invited. You'll be living with Johnny and Susie. She said thank you mister Eric. I smiled and said let's go home to my girls

[Johnny Lawrence parody @LawrenceParody]

When my turtle dove @susiehparody rang me up I asked what was up. She said she had to go back to her home town so I asked if I could go with her she said I'd like that my guy.

[Johnny Lawrence parody @LawrenceParody]

When the little girl hugged me I smiled you must be Maddy I said softly. She said yes sir how do you know Miss Susie I said she's my girlfriend when she asked if we were taking her away from the town I handed her my phone letting her talk to Eric herself

[Johnny Lawrence parody @LawrenceParody]

Thank yous Johnny's I smiled no need to thank me your family remember. She looked at my Susie is that true miss Susie's your my ohana Susie smiled yes lil pumpkin were all ohana here .

[Johnny Lawrence parody @LawrenceParody]

I was wrapped up in a blanket with my sexy girlfriend @susiehparody enjoying our movie night together when her phone went off. Groaning playfully I listened as she spoke next thing I knew @ThecrowRp1 was standing there with the most precious little girl in his arms.

[Johnny Lawrence parody @LawrenceParody]

When we put on Lilo and stitch for her the little sweetheart calmed instantly. Holding her and Susie in my arms I told her what ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. You always have us to talk to little lass she wrapped her arms around my neck.

[Susiehparody @susiehparody]

@GeckoFaith @DravenTory1 @ThecrowRp1 But seeing how good looking he was I smiled I’m sorry I believe we haven’t met before I’m Susi he grinned hey your the one that passed me great driving and he winked at me the names Johnny you can call me anytime I said sure thing handsome and I found tory she invited me.

[Susiehparody @susiehparody]

@GeckoFaith @DravenTory1 @ThecrowRp1 So I decided to overtake him sniggering as I saw him tap the headboard I noticed the sign to turn right to Omnivale and I got there pulling in to the car park I heard a screech and a bump the same car I passed banged into the back of me getting out I was gunna shout at him

[Susiehparody @susiehparody]

@GeckoFaith Faith answered straight away when I explained what was wrong she said come live in her town make sure you get an invite from @DravenTory1 or her brother @ThecrowRp1 I said sure thing faithy so I hung up started my car I drove off on my way I noticed this car it was going fast .

[Susiehparody @susiehparody]

Faith @GeckoFaith always said her and her brother had built this town called Omnivale she is also a vampire slayer one of the best her stories always made her so exciting and we’ve never stayed out of touch she said if things got rough then i could call her so I did

[Susiehparody @susiehparody]

I’m a psychologist and principal but things were not right in the school I worked at so I decided to move on getting in my car I called my oldest friend also pupil at my former school she always was a little wayward but misunderstood she said if I needed her she would be there

[Johnny Lawrence parody @LawrenceParody]

Finally stopping for gas I noticed that the beautiful red head was here as well. Why are you heading to omnivale I asked her. She said that she was going there to be close to faith now that was the name I hadn't heard in a long time. I told her Eric had come to see me.

[Johnny Lawrence parody @LawrenceParody]

Get up Johnny I don't think I can my old man was right I'm a nobody. But as the voice got closer I knew it Eric I said softly what's happened even though his lips didn't move I heard his voice loud and clear. When I got a look at his face his tears spoke volumes.

[Johnny Lawrence parody @LawrenceParody]

He didn't have the words to tell me what happened but the fact he was crying told me I was needed back home. As I headed back to omnivale I accidentally cut this lovely lady off. Normally I would have stopped and apologized but I didn't know why Eric had come to see me.