Lawrence Simon

I need a better bio | UVA Class of 2019 | He/him

[ESPN @espn]

ALEXANDER ZVEREV WINS HIS FIRST CAREER MAJOR TITLE AT THE FRENCH OPEN‼️

[Kyle Neubeck @KyleNeubeck]

Maybe the worst PK in history lmao

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

Blowing dudes and blasting Phantom. Close enough, welcome back James Buchanan

[Jake Traylor @jake__traylor]

If it’s Friday…. Trump is blaring “The Phantom of the Opera” at the White House.

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

@zoerosebryant Normal? Yes. Recommended? No.

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@mavericksmovies Congrats to BAFTA winner Denis Villeneuve

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

@zoerosebryant There are only two options really

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

What happened this month Megalopolis-ly can never be allowed to happen again

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

100% serious I would have so much respect for the Mets if they put Grimace on the mound just to fuck with the Braves

[Dead President Picks @DeadPresPicks]

The Mets Game 2 starter.

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

I think we need to go back to banning coaching at the US Open. Not because it's giving anyone a huge advantage, it's just fucking annoying to listen to

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

@zoerosebryant The more I watch it, the more I think it's Wes Anderson's best screenplay which is saying something

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

@NextBestPicture Walked in to see my roommate watching it earlier (his first time)

Did not see which episode he was watching. I joked to him "Everyone dead yet?"

He said "Not yet!"

I realized with horror a moment later he had just started the Red Wedding and had no idea what was coming

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

@elizmuratore @SNYtv I actually think it should be wiped from the Internet forever so I never have to remember it

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

@sikemeay Spot on as always, every company has their Cousin Gregs

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@sikemeay

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@LivTate @H_annahHicks You have A LOT to look forward to then

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

@LivTate @H_annahHicks Some of the cinematography is probably gonna give you a migraine sitting that close but I think that's what Luca would have wanted

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

@H_annahHicks @LivTate Panicked cause I thought I got it spoiled for me this morning till someone said it was a joke

May thy rackets chip and shatter

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

❤️🗡️

[Lawrence Simon @Lawrence_Simon7]

The fact that this can still end with Purdue losing to a double-digit seed is hilarious

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This year's Final Four:
https://t.co/eADP4wlGle