LawrenceMajek

[Undómiel @TobiasGPA]

Ustedes no saben lo que fue ver esto en 2013

[ً @cryst6ls]

how it feels to say “____ i’m inside you” every time i travel

[Fatts @sinbaed7]

A lot of AoT fans don’t know about that 4-5 years we waited for the second season

[ؘ @krarsuno]

things to be grateful for

1. home
2. food
3. the person who introduced you to attack on titan

[m🕷️ @pedrizard]

Cancelled on all my friends to sleep in the entire day

[ؘ @TweetByMoe]

skipped breakfast for weight loss just to demolish 20pc wings for lunch

[magnolia iv @nedstcnnis]

wagwan alaykum

[Awakey @EelonRuined]

“Spiderman” “Odyssey” i still aint seen Obsession yall slow down

[lex @lexlisbon]

it sucks that no one enjoys board games these days. no one wants to play 3 hours of monopoly anymore

[4:44 @leliibaby]

being broke and getting a girlfriend is like doubling down on poverty

[Her💖💛💙 @mylifeasjola]

Being fat in Nigeria is so tiring, someone can ask you a question and you’d answer “I don’t know” and the next thing you’ll hear is “but if it is shawarma now you’ll know”😭😭

[Emmanuel SarFo @Skysarfo]

Recreating this summer btw

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

They teach us that Hitler killed 6,000,000 Jews

But they don’t teach that Churchill killed 3,000,000 in the Bengal Famine

Or the King Leopold killed 13 fucking million Congolese

They are very selective about what we know and what they don’t want us to know!

How is Churchill who’s celebrated any better than Hitler?

From what I can see they’re both monsters!

[Randy Scott @RandyScottESPN]

Some of us would walk to the game on broken glass if it meant we got to see our moms again.

Go to the damn game, man.

[paperboy 🇵🇸 @random_rules]

everyone thinks they’re this person, the nerd equivalent of “i would’ve gone pro if it wasn’t for that injury”

[drippy @laughin2dabankk]

If I popout & ya birthday cake is chocolate ima make sure that’s ya last birthday, You raggedy muthafucka.