Miranda Lawson

Saving the world from becoming Reaper Smoothies~Commanding Officer of the Normandy SR-2~Capable of anything & everything~(RL) @MidnyteStars

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It is what it is

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Ass saving

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@Judas_Rapier But of course!

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“@Gecko85: @LawsonMiranda what. the. fuh miranda? yes im creeping your feed... but wtf is this?!” He can't sing so SlipKnot did it for him

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“@WingmanGarrus: I shall return.” With a bucket of fried chick--I mean varren!

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Back to work

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@WingmanGarrus We love you too much to do that

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@WingmanGarrus

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@WingmanGarrus My guess is @MadameComstock? Oh wait just kidding. I know it's probably -me-

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@tortuga_rebel You really are a sweet guy

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@tortuga_rebel Oh?

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@WingmanGarrus

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@WingmanGarrus She hates it when someone 'proaches' on her turf

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@tortuga_rebel I know--that's all on purpose. Sirens have that effect

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@WingmanGarrus

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@PerfectMiri That's what I'm here for, mate

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@WingmanGarrus Tiny Tina is raging somewhere over this. Likely in another universe--or she heard this and is planning on revenge later

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@tortuga_rebel Never--unless it's you.

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“@WingmanGarrus: So getting my ass kicked…” At least is doesn't look like this though I'd kick both your asses:

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@PerfectMiri @WingmanGarrus Lawson's always #Dominate

We never settle for anything but the best and we take charge while doing so