Saul Ontharunn

Alright, you've been in an accident that you've caused because you had one two many Jagger shots down at Fangtasia? I'm the guy who gets you out of it. [TBRP]

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

*Talking to @PopPopWilco about Mr. Black and this Jesse situation.* It's gettin' out of control Mike.

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

*Noise of disgust.* I'm not gonna be down talked by some person of the undead!

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

...Hey, don't worry about the numbers. That's for the accountant.

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

Everything I do is basically legal.

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

Hey! When you've got some weird little Sammy waltzing in his demanding I'd take care of my employees because he's their lawyer, I disagree.

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

*Thinkin' it's kinda funny Trish sent some fanger boy's lawyer to his office a couple weeks ago.* Traitor, fang-banger, non-human lover!

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

*Sitting in his office glad he has cooling air condition.* To hell with electricity bills.

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

*Pacing, is definitely going to have to somehow work out a deal where that crazy Gomez kid doesn't get convicted.*

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

*Hyperventilating.*

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

*Scoffs, hands on his hips. Slams the door and goes to unlock his little safe.*

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

Look--Missy, I don't know what you've got me pegged for but you've got it all wrong.

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

*Relishes old memories.*

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

*Saw that @SwayOMalley came back to work today.* Good girl. *Goes to have his meeting with @YoListenUpBitch and @PopPopWilco.*

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

You snoopin'?

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

*Jerks his head.* Says who?

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

What the hell is she crying for?

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

*In his massage chair.*

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

@SwayOMalley *Stops paging her, hands on his hips.* She's got an rotten attitude that woman.

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

@SwayOMalley *Stands there before paging her back.* Also, hold off calls for everyone except for Mike, Jesse or Mr. Black please.

[Saul Ontharunn @LawyerUpJim]

@SwayOMalley *Paces in his office, pages her.* Trish, cancel my three o'clock appointment. I need uh--I need some private time.