nathan vojance

Man, person, lover not a fighter, humorist, fun loving, seeker of honest truth

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

@CovinoandRich why is @robinthicke dressed like beetle juice? #robinjuice

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

I love people who wear Tool t-shirts, so u know they are a tool before I talk to them

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

Perfect name for a royal baby: king

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

Just got cut off by a lady with a "god listens" bumper sticker. I hope he hears me screaming at you.

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

Glad to see Tara Reid getting done work. #Sharknado

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

Sharknado! Worst/best movie ever. Alcohol strongly advised

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

Q- Why are French guys such pussies?
A- They don't use body was, they use gel douche.

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

The Starbucks lady is a ho. Every time I see her she has her legs behind her head

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

With the success of fortune cookies I wanna make common sense cookies: don drown puppies

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

Since jan 2000, 3050 people have died in terrorist attacks. 600,000 people of heart disease every year. NSA should listen to Domino's calls.

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

Babies are just human veal

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

How many pianos did Liberace have? I don't know but he had organs out the ass.

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

All the people that work at mens wearhouse are ass holes.

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

@randallkaye that wasn't your motto last night

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

@randallkaye you must be reading the bible

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift. -Steve Prefontaine

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

@randallkaye I think they have a song about brown eyed girls. It's called brown eyed girl by van Morrison

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Mahatma Gandhi

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

Just saw a one legged man riding a bicycle. #rough

[nathan vojance @Laxmorals]

@CovinoandRich I have to admit that I thought the first gay player would come from baseball were the main positions a pitchers and catchers