Lady Layla of Fookcough

Presenter of BBC Two's BAFTA winning program ' Pimp My Hosepipe '.

[Lady Layla of Fookcough @LayLou23]

Gregg Wallace loved that Pasta.
#MasterChef

[Lady Layla of Fookcough @LayLou23]

I’m so fed up with seeng and hearing his Fat Orange Cunt Face.
To the point where Twitter can Fuck Off. 👋🏻

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Nigel Farage says he has never worked in a prison so he is unable to answer a question on prison policy. On that basis he will have no views on health, defence, culture, energy, education, farming, transport, law… or anything other than lying and grifting.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

The President sees a bad jobs report, and responds by getting rid of the person in charge of the statistics. This is how America becomes a third-rate country.

[Darryn M. Briggs @darryn_briggs]

There is a tsunami warning in place for Hawaii & Alaska and the federal government is in the most incompetent hands possible.

Pray the tsunami avoids causing a catastrophe, because this government's response will be abysmal assuming it responds at all.

[Paul Schleifer @PaulSchleifer]

Lucy must be confronted every time and told to fuck off in every language.

[JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #BLM #RejoinEU @MyArrse]

Trump is visiting Scotland today, hope more Janey Godley's turn up.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

.@libsoftiktok found a groomer for you to report on

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Meanwhile in other news the water industry rich list.

The men and women that have been paid a combined total of £278 million in just 11 years. That by the way is your money.

https://t.co/7gXMLeMIit

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

Together. ❤️

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Barack Obama ripped to shreds the hypocrisy of MAGA voters and Donald Trump. This is amazing.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Lionesses through to Euro semi-finals after beating Sweden on penalties https://t.co/yrCUlNZQMa

[Human⚒️ 🐒💨 @kneeandathal]

LOCK HIM UP!!🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

NEWS🚨: NASA RELEASES CLOSEST EVER IMAGES TO THE SUN, only 0.04 AU from the solar surface
NASA

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Oh the things you learn.

1. 21 managers at @thameswater were paid a bonus back in April out of an emergency fund supposed to be used to keep the company running. The same managers are also due to get another bonus in December this year and June next year.

2. The Secretary of State admits that govt's new so called getting tough on water companies bullish*t bonus scheme only relates to "performance-related executive pay", and is therefore a dud.

What a shambles.

[watershed_investigations @WATERSHED_i]

Environment Agency insider alleges cover-up over sewage sludge on farmland: our latest article out now👇

https://t.co/unNlDolvOG

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

Rape and Pedophilia are now getting a pass from #Maga.

[Oceana UK @OceanaUK]

🚨The UK Govt is asking the public to give their thoughts on whether they should extend bottom trawling bans in 41 English protected areas. 🌊 This is our chance! Use your voice to help kick this wasteful, destructive practice out of ocean havens! 👇
https://t.co/RC5rYr1vaL

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I’m gonna start posting this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Donald Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

[Paul Vick @PaulVick138203]

Is the BBC Chris Mason going to be investigating why Nigel Farage's £98.000 worth of freebies isn't all over the news?🤔

[Jim White @JimWhite]

Stopped by Anfield today.
#respect RIP